PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lewis Warren (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Johnson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Lewis Warren's chin.

Johnson
vs
Warren

179 cm
23
200 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

190 cm
19
190 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Adrenaline Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Turd Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lewis Warren!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Luis Engracia and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johnson tries to clinch but Warren moves out of range.
Johnson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Warren sprawls well. Warren wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Johnson gets slowly back to his feet.
Johnson shoots in for a takedown but Warren shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Warren keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Warren stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Johnson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Johnson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Warren's waist but Warren gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Johnson off to one side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson blocks a head kick by Warren.
Warren stuffs the takedown attempt from Johnson. Johnson gets slowly back to his feet.
Warren throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Johnson's head.
No joy there for Johnson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Warren throws a head kick that misses.
Johnson could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warren goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Warren bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Warren throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Johnson's head.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Johnson. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Warren scores with a nice body kick.
Turd Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Johnson is breathing heavily.
Warren throws a quick inside leg kick.
Warren throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Warren.
Johnson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Warren as he jumps to the side.
Johnson blocks a head kick by Warren.
Warren lands with a kick to the temple. Johnson shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Warren connects with a high kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Warren keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Johnson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Warren sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Johnson fails with a takedown attempt.
Johnson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Johnson takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Johnson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Warren swivels and escapes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lewis Warren dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Warren thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Johnson if he has to take too many more of those.
Johnson blocks a head kick by Warren.
Warren defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Johnson.
Warren lands a head kick. Johnson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Johnson shoots in for a takedown but Warren shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Warren chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Warren lands a front kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Warren throws a head kick that half lands.
Lewis Warren is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Johnson takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Johnson might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Warren plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Turd Johnson has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Warren buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Warren throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Warren.
Warren cracks the inside of Johnson's front leg.
Warren lands a high kick!
Johnson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Johnson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Warren plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Warren misses the jab.
Warren has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Warren lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Johnson closes the distance and clinches up with Warren, looking for a takedown. Johnson pushes Warren against the cage but Warren circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Johnson shoots in looking for a takedown. Warren tries to sprawl out of it but Johnson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Warren manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Johnson shoots for a double leg takedown but Warren sprawls well. He's pushed Johnson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Warren lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Warren uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Johnson.
Johnson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Johnson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Warren swivels and escapes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Warren throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lewis Warren showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Turd Johnson's cut.
That's time! Johnson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Warren lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Johnson changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Warren tries to avoid it but Johnson manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Warren to the ground. Warren escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Johnson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Warren stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Johnson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Warren throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Warren lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Warren. That one must have hurt.
Warren throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Warren misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
A head kick misses from Warren.
Johnson tries to clinch up.
Johnson has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Warren.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warren tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Warren goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Lewis Warren is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Warren moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Warren.
Warren tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Warren pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Johnson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Warren misses with a head kick.
Warren defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Johnson.
Warren throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lewis Warren is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Johnson takes a kick to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Warren misses with a head kick.
Johnson will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Warren throws a head kick that misses.
Warren lands a high kick!
Turd Johnson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Johnson shoots in looking for a takedown. Warren tries to sprawl out of it but Johnson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Warren manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Johnson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lewis Warren comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Warren has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 24:30
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 24:30
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lewis Warren!