PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Bryan Snyder (ranked 5489 p4p, 4880 weight class) and Liquid Fart (ranked 495 p4p, 455 weight class). Fart has chosen visitation as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Snyder
vs
Fart

190 cm
21
210
3 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
185
2 - 0 - 0

Solid boxing
Granite chin

Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bryan Snyder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Liquid Fart!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Bruno Lombardi and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snyder takes one on the button.
Fart jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fart scores with a jab to the jaw.
Snyder misses with a body shot
and Fart counters with a left to the body.
A jab lands there for Fart.
Fart dips to his left and cracks Snyder with an uppercut!
Fart circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Snyder tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Fart wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.