PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Whoopie Bunghole (ranked 25254 p4p, 3248 weight class) and Bernard McCurtney (ranked 306 p4p, 193 weight class). McCurtney has chosen B*tch Mob Anthem as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Bernard McCurtney is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Bunghole
vs
McCurtney

175 cm
19
140
0 - 3 - 0

170 cm
19
144
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Whoopie Bunghole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bernard McCurtney!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCurtney punishes Bunghole's body with a nice straight punch.
McCurtney pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bunghole back to the cage. McCurtney follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
McCurtney misses the shot to the body.
Bunghole shoots in for a double leg but McCurtney sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bunghole closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McCurtney steps in with a hook that catches Bunghole right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! McCurtney follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Bunghole looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bernard McCurtney!
Our winner, Bernard McCurtney, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.