|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Whocares (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Whocares's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Megadeth - Killing is my business. Lee has chosen The Ultimate Fighter as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
 |
|
 |
| 190 cm
20
200 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
|
187 cm
18
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Big heart |
|
BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby Whocares!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bruce Lee!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whocares swats away the attempt to clinch by Lee.
Whocares looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Whocares is looking to clinch.
Lee throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Whocares tries to clinch but Lee is having none of it.
Lee darts in trying to clinch
and Whocares counters with a body kick that stops Lee in his tracks momentarily.
Whocares takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lee.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lee closes the distance looking to clinch
and Whocares counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Whocares.
Lee can't break the clinch.
Lee tries a knee to the head but Whocares blocks it.
Nice body punch from Lee - that landed with a thud.
Lee tries to land knees in the clinch but Whocares avoids the damage to the body.
Lee breaks the clinch.
Lee moves in looking to clinch but Whocares pushes him off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee tries to clinch up.
Lee moves in looking to clinch but Whocares pushes him off.
Lee avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lee scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lee clinches but Whocares breaks the clinch
and Whocares counters by clinching up.
Lee wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Whocares has him pressed against the cage.
Lee tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Lee landing knees to the head.
Whocares looks to throw an elbow but misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lee.
Lee tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Lee wants to break the clinch but can't.
Lee can't break the clinch.
Lee connects with a nasty looking knee right to Whocares's face.
Lee tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Lee working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whocares throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Lee tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Lee tries to break the clinch but Whocares is controlling the position.
Knees to the body from Lee.
Lee lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Lee.
Lee wants to get back to striking at distance but Whocares won't allow it.
Whocares blocks an uppercut.
Lee lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lee wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Whocares keeps control of Lee as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Lee using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lee is trying to break free.
Lee throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lee scores with a knee to the head.
Lee with a knee to the head.
Lee blocks the elbow strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whocares gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Lee can't break the clinch.
Whocares lands an elbow that stopped Lee in his tracks for a moment.
Whocares breaks from the clinch.
Whocares throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lee tries to clinch but Whocares is having none of it.
Lee stuffs the takedown.
Whocares misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lee scores with a spinning back kick!
Lee tries to clinch but Whocares is having none of it.
Whocares feints and as Lee raises his hands in defense, Whocares changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Whocares works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Lee wants to control but Whocares is keeping busy.
Whocares landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Whocares thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Whocares takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whocares is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Whocares trying to control from half guard but Lee is working away.
Lee taking some punishment here, with Whocares in his half guard.
Whocares sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Lee defending well though.
Whocares scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Whocares works his way into full mount!
The referee warns Lee that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lee can't escape the position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Lee is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lee wants to control but Whocares is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Lee dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Whocares throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A head kick from Whocares lands but Lee takes it in his stride.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Whocares crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Lee - the referee stops the clock and Whocares gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Lee. Whocares manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Bruce Lee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lee tries to land a front kick but Whocares steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lee tries to clinch up.
Whocares fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lee connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Whocares! He's out on his feet! Lee rushes in and drops Whocares with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bruce Lee!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
100% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
