PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Skillz Kneeland (ranked 2405 p4p, 4874 weight class) and Kebab Mabab (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kneeland's entrance music is Kung Fu FIghting. A fine choice. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Kneeland
vs
Mabab

175 cm
38
156
28 - 21 - 0

179 cm
20
155
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Skillz Kneeland!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kebab Mabab!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mabab closes the distance and clinches up with Kneeland, looking for a takedown. Mabab pushes Kneeland against the cage but Kneeland circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mabab takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Kneeland! Mabab is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Skillz Kneeland!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Skillz Kneeland waved his t-shirt featuring Waste of Money Nutrition lol's logo in front of the cameras.