PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biff Barbie (ranked 3016 p4p, 2967 weight class) and Alostor Zayne (ranked 361 p4p, 355 weight class). Biff Barbie is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Barbie
vs
Zayne

200 cm
23
255
3 - 0 - 0

195 cm
22
260
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Biff Barbie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Alostor Zayne!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Phil Schofield and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barbie scoring well with a low kick there.
Barbie throws the kick towards the body but Zayne avoids it.
Zayne steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Barbie moves out of range of the body kick from Zayne.
Zayne connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Biff Barbie has been cut.
Zayne blocks a low kick nicely.
Zayne misses with a kick to the body
letting Barbie counter with a right hand.
Zayne digs a good body shot into Barbie's ribs.
Barbie thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Zayne if he has to take too many more of those.
Barbie misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zayne.
Barbie throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Zayne.

It looks like Alostor Zayne has been cut.
Zayne attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Barbie seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Zayne scores with a jab. Barbie acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barbie tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zayne misses with a straight right.
Zayne throws a poor cross that misses
and Barbie counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Zayne thinking.
Barbie fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zayne manages to avoid it.
We've been told by Barbie's head coaches at The Hidden that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Zayne looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Barbie tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Zayne manages to circle out of the way.
Barbie chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zayne can pounce on him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zayne throws a half hearted mid kick.
Barbie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zayne fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Barbie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Barbie throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jab, jab by Barbie - just one landing.
Zayne bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Barbie's head.
Zayne misses with a hook.
Barbie connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Zayne momentarily.
Barbie scores with a push kick.
Barbie throws a leg kick which misses Zayne's front leg but catches the back leg as Zayne tries to avoid it.

Barbie moves into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zayne misses with a punch to the body.
Zayne goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Barbie leaning his opponent against the cage.
Barbie tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zayne misses with a hook from the clinch.
Barbie tries to throw a body punch but Zayne avoids it by throwing Barbie back against the cage.
Zayne lands with a left to the head.
Barbie is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Barbie prevents a body shot from Zayne.
Zayne prevents a body shot from Barbie.
A bit of stalling here from Zayne.
Barbie is struggling to control the position.
Zayne misses with a punch to the body.
Barbie working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Barbie has Zayne pressed against the cage.
Barbie working aggressively here.
Barbie lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zayne dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Zayne misses with a punch to the body.
Barbie is trying to maintain a safe position but Zayne gets an underhook and turns Barbie into the cage.
Barbie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Barbie fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Barbie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Barbie tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Barbie throws a head punch that misses.
Barbie prevents a body shot from Zayne.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Zayne as Barbie tries to tie him up.
Barbie working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zayne.
Zayne lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Zayne lands a hook that snaps the head of Barbie backwards.
Stalling in the clinch from Barbie.
Zayne lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zayne misses with a body punch.
Zayne taking a breather.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Barbie scores with a shot to the side of Zayne's head.
A short left from Zayne.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zayne pressing his opponent against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Barbie.
Barbie fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zayne tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Barbie's elbow.
Barbie tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zayne misses with the head strike.
Barbie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Zayne misses with some punches.
Barbie misses with a hook from the clinch.
Barbie goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Biff Barbie dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Zayne pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zayne moves out of range of the body kick from Barbie.
Zayne connects with an inside leg kick.
Zayne avoids the head kick by Barbie.
Barbie looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Barbie lands a jab.
Barbie looks to score with a jab to the body but Zayne is just out of range.
Barbie misses with a jab, cross combination.
Barbie swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Zayne counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Barbie throws a half hearted mid kick.
Barbie throws a hook to the side of Zayne's head but Zayne sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barbie misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Zayne to counter with a crisp jab.

Biff Barbie's cut is getting worse.
Zayne takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Barbie throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Zayne cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Barbie throws a sloppy head kick
and Zayne cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Zayne swings for the body but Barbie moves out of range.
Zayne just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromBarbie.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zayne throws a leg kick but Barbie moved away.
Barbie moves out of range of the strikes.
Barbie was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Barbie misses with a lunging right hand
and Zayne counters with a leg kick.
Zayne bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Zayne looks to throw a body kick

and Barbie counters by clinching up.
Barbie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zayne doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Barbie letting Zayne take a breather here.
Zayne blocking some punches.
Zayne dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Zayne just leaning against Barbie, taking a breather.
Barbie tries to throw a body punch but Zayne avoids it by throwing Barbie back against the cage.
Barbie cracks Zayne with a nice body shot.
Barbie stalling.
Barbie misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Barbie creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Barbie is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Zayne is keeping busy.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Zayne lands a body shot in the clinch.
Barbie is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Zayne.
Barbie tries to throw a body punch but Zayne avoids it by throwing Barbie back against the cage.
Zayne goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Barbie lands an uppercut.
Barbie gets through Zayne's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot in the inside from Zayne.
Barbie lands with a left to the head.
Zayne blocks a body shot from Barbie.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Barbie - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Barbie lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Zayne's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Zayne misses with a hook to the ribs.
Barbie lands with a short shot to the head.
Zayne tries to throw a body punch but Barbie avoids it by throwing Zayne back against the cage.
Barbie stalling in the clinch.
Barbie tries a body shot but Zayne blocks it.
Barbie looking to slow down the pace here.

Barbie breaks from the clinch.
A big left from Zayne misses.
Zayne blocks the body kick.
Zayne turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barbie throws the left hand but Zayne avoids the punch easily.
Zayne throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Barbie is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Barbie with a nice calf kick.
Barbie avoids the head kick by Zayne.
Zayne looks to land a left hand but Barbie moved out of range nicely.
Zayne tests Barbie's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Biff Barbie's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zayne staying out of range there.
Barbie lands with a slapping head kick.
Barbie slips a jab from Zayne.
It appears Barbie was looking to counter with a kick there.
Barbie slips a jab from Zayne.
Zayne fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for Barbie.
A head kick misses from Barbie.
Barbie stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zayne.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Biff Barbie will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Barbie avoids the head kick by Zayne.
Barbie misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zayne digs a good body shot into Barbie's ribs.
Barbie lands a nice shot to the body.
Barbie connects with a solid leg kick.
Zayne looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zayne connects with a single shot there.

Barbie moves into range and clinches up with Zayne.
Zayne misses with a punch on the inside.
Barbie tries to throw a body punch but Zayne avoids it by throwing Barbie back against the cage.
Good body shot from Barbie.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Zayne makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Barbie lands a body punch.
Zayne takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zayne.
Barbie misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zayne blocks a body shot from Barbie.
Zayne taking a breather.
Barbie lands a hook that snaps the head of Zayne backwards.
Barbie is struggling to control the position.
Barbie misses with the head strike.
Zayne tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Zayne.
Barbie scores with a hook to the body.
A short uppercut from Barbie.
Zayne blocks an uppercut.
Zayne is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Barbie is keeping busy.
Barbie goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Barbie gets through Zayne's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Barbie fails to land.
Zayne throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barbie lands with a short shot to the head.
Biff Barbie has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Barbie can't find room to land a body shot as Zayne controls the action.
A short right from Barbie.
Zayne takes a shot to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Barbie breaks the clinch.
Zayne misses with a body kick.
Barbie tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Zayne paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A leg kick checked by Zayne.
Barbie misses the jab.
Zayne appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Zayne takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Barbie tries to land a front kick but Zayne steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Barbie throws the left hand but Zayne avoids the punch easily.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Barbie blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zayne doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zayne is working Barbie over against the cage.
Zayne misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Barbie wants to stall.

Barbie escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Alostor Zayne has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Barbie doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Zayne looks to land a left hand but Barbie moved out of range nicely.
Barbie lands a lovely overhand right.
A head kick from Barbie lands but Zayne takes it in his stride.
Barbie looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Barbie moves out of range of the strikes.
Barbie tries to close the distance and clinch but Zayne swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Barbie throws a nice head kick!
Biff Barbie is winning the standup battle so far.
Barbie misses with a low kick as Zayne jumps back.
Zayne throws out a counter right but Barbie avoids it with no problem.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barbie wants to slow Zayne down by chopping away at his legs.
Zayne follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Zayne throws an overhand right that lands on Barbie's shoulder, as Barbie tries to avoid the shot.
Barbie looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Zayne lands a leg kick that knocks Barbie off balance momentarily.
Zayne throws a body punch but Barbie moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Barbie connects with an inside leg kick.
Zayne scores with a crisp jab that stopped Barbie in his tracks.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Barbie checks a leg kick.
Zayne's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Zayne displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Barbie throws out the jab.
Barbie throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Barbie misses the shot to the body.
Zayne walks into a stiff left hand from Barbie.
Zayne takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Zayne throws an overhand right that lands on Barbie's shoulder, as Barbie tries to avoid the shot.
Barbie throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Biff Barbie showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Barbie has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Biff Barbie!
An out of breath Biff Barbie thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.