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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Holdin MyCock (ranked 2794 p4p, 21590 weight class) and Radd Zayan (ranked 313 p4p, 570 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Zayan's choice of entrance music: We Drink Ritalin. Radd Zayan is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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190 cm 19 205 2 - 0 - 0 |
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188 cm 21 200 1 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt Excellent MT Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt Solid Muay Thai Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Holdin MyCock! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Radd Zayan! The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Percy O'Donnell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! MyCock misses with a hook. Zayan ducked under it nicely. MyCock lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Nice shot by MyCock. Zayan's coach down at Cozad MMA Los Angeles was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Zayan's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight. MyCock ducks down and throws a hook to the body. MyCock comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Zayan looks winded! MyCock throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. MyCock feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Zayan sprawling to the canvas! Zayan rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can MyCock finish him?!
Zayan is rocked! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. MyCock cracks Zayan with a left hook right on the temple and Zayan goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! MyCock lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Zayan is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Holdin MyCock! Post fight, Holdin MyCock took to the microphone: 'I beat up a retard today. Hopefully my next opponent is more worthy.
You Will Never Stop Holdin MyCock!!!'. In defeat, Radd Zayan stepped up to the mic, saying 'This is one-sided, the game is fixed!!! it's all game programming manipulation. I got robbed!!!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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