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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bryan Pitosaurus (ranked 4274 p4p, 4126 weight class) and Diaper Donnie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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183 cm 18 240 0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt Brawler Hates pizza |
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BJJ White Belt Excellent MT Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bryan Pitosaurus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Diaper Donnie! The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Paulo Santos and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Donnie tries to keep at a distance but Pitosaurus has taken the fight into the clinch. Pitosaurus tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Donnie just stands there and leans against the cage. Pitosaurus wants a takedown.
Pitosaurus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Donnie turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. That kick from Donnie tenderised Pitosaurus's leg. Pitosaurus is trying to keep his angry face on. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Donnie lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pitosaurus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pitosaurus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Donnie tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Donnie lands a nice looking body kick. Donnie gets in close and instigates a clinch. Donnie works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Donnie throws a head punch that misses. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Pitosaurus breaks from the clinch.
Donnie pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Donnie doesn't manage to clinch there - Pitosaurus circles away.
As Donnie looks to move away, Pitosaurus throws a big counter combo but Donnie just gets out of the way. Donnie throws a sloppy head kick and Pitosaurus moves out of range easily. Pitosaurus fails with a takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bryan Pitosaurus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pitosaurus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Donnie paws at him with a jab and circles away. Pitosaurus dives in and grabs Donnie's left leg, looking for a takedown. Donnie pushes down on Pitosaurus's head and hops out. No luck for Pitosaurus with that takedown attempt. Donnie scores with a leg kick.
Pitosaurus works Donnie's body with a nice hook. Donnie misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pitosaurus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Donnie. A nice leg kick lands there from Donnie. Pitosaurus has taken the fight to the clinch.
Donnie lands a hook to the side of the head. Pitosaurus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. A nice leg kick lands there from Donnie. Donnie scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pitosaurus closes the distance looking to clinch and Donnie counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Donnie chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Pitosaurus darts in looking for a takedown but Donnie gets double underhooks and turns Pitosaurus into the cage. Pitosaurus breaks from the clinch.
Pitosaurus has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Donnie. Donnie feints and then cracks Pitosaurus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pitosaurus down. Donnie should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. Donnie uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Donnie bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Pitosaurus fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Donnie, pushing him back against the cage. Donnie wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Pitosaurus has him pressed against the cage. A nice left hand lands by Donnie.
Pitosaurus blocks an uppercut.
Donnie taking a breather. Donnie working aggressively here.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pitosaurus is trying to break the clinch but Donnie has him pressed against the cage. Pitosaurus drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Donnie gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Donnie is defending well against a takedown attempt. Pitosaurus is breathing heavily. Pitosaurus jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Donnie walks away with a smile on his face. Pitosaurus gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Pitosaurus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Donnie. Donnie feints and then cracks Pitosaurus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pitosaurus down. Donnie throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Pitosaurus looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit. Pitosaurus avoids the head kick by Donnie.
Donnie fails in his attempt to clinch. Donnie throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Donnie scores with a leg kick.
Donnie fails with an attempt to clinch.
Donnie pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Pitosaurus is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Pitosaurus misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Donnie thows a body kick. Pitosaurus tries to catch it but that hurt him. Pitosaurus blocks the body kick.
Pitosaurus shoots in looking for a takedown but Donnie manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Pitosaurus's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Donnie blocks a head kick by Pitosaurus.
Donnie connects with an inside leg kick. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Donnie lands a high kick!
Donnie buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Donnie scores with a head kick. Pitosaurus tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time. Donnie lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Donnie throws a leg kick which misses Pitosaurus's front leg but catches the back leg as Pitosaurus tries to avoid it. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Diaper Donnie dominated that round. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Both fighters circling a little - Donnie finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. A nice leg kick from Donnie, right into the meat of the thigh.
Donnie throws a leg kick which misses Pitosaurus's front leg but catches the back leg as Pitosaurus tries to avoid it. Pitosaurus fails with a takedown attempt. Pitosaurus is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Donnie thinks about the counter body kick. Pitosaurus darts in and clinches Donnie up against the cage. Donnie goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. A short right hand to the side of the head by Donnie. Donnie lands a shot to the body. Donnie misses with a hook from the clinch. Donnie tries to work over Pitosaurus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Donnie. Pitosaurus has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Donnie after a bit of a struggle.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pitosaurus successfully pulls guard.
Pitosaurus seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. Pitosaurus tries to land a sweep but no joy. Pitosaurus trying to control the position here. Donnie wants to stand and escape but instead Pitosaurus has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Pitosaurus stands up from guard. Let's bang! That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pitosaurus crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Donnie - the referee stops the clock and Pitosaurus gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Donnie. Pitosaurus manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Donnie stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Donnie wants it to stay on the feet. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bryan Pitosaurus. That's going to take a lot out of him. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Pitosaurus takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. Donnie scoring well with a low kick there.
Bryan Pitosaurus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Pitosaurus avoids a kick to the body.
Pitosaurus is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Pitosaurus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Donnie throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Pitosaurus walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Pitosaurus on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Pitosaurus shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. A nice leg kick from Donnie, right into the meat of the thigh.
Donnie clinches up with Pitosaurus and pushes him back against the cage. Donnie taking a breather. Donnie working aggressively here.
Donnie tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Pitosaurus is looking to control Donnie's arms but Donnie gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pitosaurus has his back to the cage. Pitosaurus prevents a body shot from Donnie. Donnie has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Donnie tries to throw a body punch but Pitosaurus avoids it by throwing Donnie back against the cage. Pitosaurus lands a nice knee to the body. Donnie has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. Donnie prevents Pitosaurus from breaking the clinch. Pitosaurus tries to pull guard but Donnie forces him back to his feet, against the cage. Pitosaurus prevents a body shot from Donnie. Donnie working aggressively here.
Donnie prevents the takedown attempt.
Pitosaurus blocks a body shot from Donnie. Donnie has a couple of punches blocked by Pitosaurus.
Pitosaurus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Pitosaurus clinches. Donnie misses with some punches.
Pitosaurus tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Donnie. Donnie throws a punch but it's blocked by Pitosaurus.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Donnie throws a head punch that misses. Pitosaurus blocks a body shot from Donnie. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Donnie creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Donnie digs a right hand underneath Pitosaurus's ribcage. Pitosaurus let out a lung full of air as it connected. Donnie tries to circle away but Pitosaurus has him pinned against the cage. Donnie stalling against the cage.
Donnie misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pitosaurus will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body. Donnie fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pitosaurus. Donnie lands a body punch. Pitosaurus fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Donnie has a couple of punches blocked by Pitosaurus.
Donnie misses with a hook from the clinch. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Donnie. Donnie throws a head punch that misses. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Diaper Donnie showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round! Pitosaurus shoots for a double leg takedown but Donnie sprawls well. He's pushed Pitosaurus's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Donnie appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Pitosaurus looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Donnie is fending him off so far but Pitosaurus persists. Nope, Donnie circles away and we're back to standing. Donnie tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. A solid leg kick lands there for Donnie.
Donnie fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Donnie lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Pitosaurus throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. Pitosaurus fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Donnie avoids it really well and circles away. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bryan Pitosaurus. That's going to take a lot out of him. Donnie works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Both fighters are breathing heavily. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Pitosaurus tries to score a power double leg takedown but Donnie sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Pitosaurus somewhat. Diaper Donnie seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pitosaurus tries to close the distance and clinch up but Donnie swats him away and circles back towards the center. Pitosaurus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Donnie. Donnie obviously looking to wear him down.
Donnie misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitosaurus shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Donnie pinned against the cage. Donnie gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Donnie scores with a nice body kick.
Diaper Donnie is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Pitosaurus takes a kick to the side of the head. Donnie plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Pitosaurus doesn't manage to clinch there - Donnie circles away.
Pitosaurus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Donnie throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Donnie moves into the clinch successfully.
Diaper Donnie seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far. Donnie throws a punch but it's blocked by Pitosaurus. Donnie working some nice short punches in the clinch. Donnie is trying to maintain a safe position but Pitosaurus gets an underhook and turns Donnie into the cage. Pitosaurus blocking some punches.
Donnie throws a punch but it's blocked by Pitosaurus. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Pitosaurus lands a nice elbow. Donnie misses with some punches.
Pitosaurus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Donnie throws a punch but it's blocked by Pitosaurus. Donnie breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pitosaurus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pitosaurus tries to clinch up but Donnie circles away and keeps his distance. Donnie leaves Pitosaurus with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. Donnie tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pitosaurus swats him away and circles back towards the center. Diaper Donnie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Donnie tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitosaurus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Donnie scores with a leg kick.
Donnie explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Donnie tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pitosaurus paws at him with a jab and circles away. Donnie keeps Pitosaurus at a distance using the push kick. Donnie lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. A lazy left from Donnie finds it's target. Pitosaurus tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Donnie swivels and escapes. A good leg kick by Donnie. Pitosaurus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Donnie thows a body kick. Pitosaurus tries to catch it but that hurt him. Donnie displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Pitosaurus.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Donnie chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Pitosaurus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Donnie. Donnie obviously looking to wear him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Pitosaurus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Donnie feints and then cracks Pitosaurus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pitosaurus down. Donnie clinches with his opponent.
Donnie fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pitosaurus is looking to break free of the clinch but Donnie has double underhooks. Donnie lands a body shot in the clinch.
Donnie digs a right hand underneath Pitosaurus's ribcage. Pitosaurus let out a lung full of air as it connected. Pitosaurus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Donnie wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Pitosaurus has him pressed against the cage. Pitosaurus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Donnie tries to break the clinch but Pitosaurus is controlling the position. Bryan Pitosaurus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Donnie tries a body shot but Pitosaurus blocks it.
And that's the end of the fight! Diaper Donnie comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I've got Donnie winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 27:30 Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 27:30 Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Diaper Donnie! Diaper Donnie decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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