PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Justin Jackoffski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tourette Syndrome (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Jackoffski
vs
Syndrome

171 cm
24
171 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

182 cm
21
183 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Justin Jackoffski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tourette Syndrome!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Joseph Jones and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackoffski is trying hard to land a takedown here. Syndrome sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Jackoffski looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Jackoffski looking to pass the guard.
Syndrome is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Jackoffski thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Syndrome can't keep his opponent in guard - Jackoffski advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Syndrome wants to control but Jackoffski is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Syndrome is not content to let Jackoffski control the position.
Syndrome is concentrating on defense, preventing Jackoffski from advancing position.
Jackoffski is thwarting Syndrome's attempts to control the position.
Jackoffski is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Syndrome is working to get back to half guard.

Jackoffski working for a guillotine from mount but Syndrome is in no mood to give up.
Jackoffski is breathing heavily.

Jackoffski goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Syndrome turns into him and now he's in Jackoffski's guard.
Syndrome tries to free his leg and advance position but Jackoffski is retaining full guard.

Jackoffski had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Syndrome is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Jackoffski Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Syndrome's back instead.

Jackoffski working for a choke but Syndrome is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Syndrome manages to reverse the position and now he's in Jackoffski's guard. Nice work there by Syndrome.

Syndrome drops back looking for a leg! Jackoffski is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Jackoffski manages to kick Syndrome off! Syndrome jumps back into Jackoffski's guard.
Syndrome tries to free his leg and advance position but Jackoffski is retaining full guard.
Syndrome sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Jackoffski's guard.
Syndrome takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

Jackoffski looking for submissions off his back.
Still in half guard, Syndrome seems content to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Syndrome is trying to control. Jackoffski wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jackoffski manages to get to full guard.
Syndrome trying to control the position from guard on top but Jackoffski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Syndrome looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Syndrome trying to control the position from guard on top but Jackoffski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Jackoffski isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Syndrome stacks Jackoffski on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Syndrome!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jackoffski tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Jackoffski is not content to let Syndrome control the position.
Syndrome controlling the position.

Syndrome has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Syndrome throws a nice looking combination but Jackoffski bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Tourette Syndrome will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

A punch combination from Syndrome misses.
Syndrome throws a series of punches but Jackoffski avoids them all with ease.
Syndrome swinging wilding here.
Jackoffski shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Syndrome pinned against the cage. Syndrome gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Syndrome rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jackoffski moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Syndrome throws a series of punches but Jackoffski moves out of range.
Jackoffski dodges the punch combination from Syndrome.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Syndrome rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jackoffski moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Syndrome looks to land a combination but Jackoffski avoids it well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Left hook, right uppercut from Syndrome.
Syndrome swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Justin Jackoffski is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackoffski slips a jab and a cross from Syndrome.
Jackoffski misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Jackoffski avoids the body shot from Syndrome.
Syndrome throws a series of punches but Jackoffski moves out of range.
Jackoffski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Syndrome.
Syndrome throws a series of punches but Jackoffski avoids them all with ease.
Jackoffski dodges the punch combination from Syndrome.
Syndrome misses with a double jab.
Jackoffski avoids a punch combination nicely.
Syndrome stuffs the takedown attempt from Jackoffski. Jackoffski gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Justin Jackoffski. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Good shot there by Syndrome.
Jackoffski staying out of range there.
Syndrome swinging wilding here.
Syndrome misses with a series of wild punches.
Tourette Syndrome seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Syndrome lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Syndrome.
Jackoffski tries to score a power double leg takedown but Syndrome sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Jackoffski somewhat.
No joy there for Syndrome, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Syndrome just misses with a punch to the body.
Syndrome throws a series of punches but Jackoffski avoids them all with ease.
Syndrome scores with a jab to the head.
Syndrome cracks a nice hook into Jackoffski's ribs.
Syndrome throws a series of punches but Jackoffski avoids them all with ease.
Syndrome misses with a wild combination.
Syndrome lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Syndrome.
A nice combination there by Syndrome.
Syndrome connects with the punch.
Jackoffski dodges the punch combination from Syndrome.
Syndrome throws a series of punches but Jackoffski avoids them all with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackoffski avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Syndrome looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jackoffski slips a jab and a cross from Syndrome.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jackoffski is defended easily by Syndrome.
Syndrome darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Jackoffski dodges the punch combination from Syndrome.
Syndrome misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jackoffski.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Syndrome cracks Jackoffski with an open hand slap.
Jackoffski fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Syndrome scores with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tourette Syndrome showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Syndrome throws a nice looking combination but Jackoffski bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jackoffski.
Syndrome throws the left hand but Jackoffski avoids the punch easily.
Syndrome throws a right hand that Jackoffski ducks under and follows up with a left that Jackoffski also avoids with ease.
Syndrome clobbers Jackoffski with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jackoffski closes this distance looking for a takedown but Syndrome circles away.
Jackoffski avoids a punch combination nicely.
Syndrome looks to land a combination but Jackoffski avoids it well.
Syndrome cracks Jackoffski with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Syndrome throws a series of punches but Jackoffski moves out of range.
Syndrome misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Syndrome throws a right and a left that Jackoffski avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Syndrome fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Syndrome misses with a few strikes there.

Jackoffski is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Syndrome's half guard.
Jackoffski trying to advance position but Syndrome counters by regaining guard.
Jackoffski might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Jackoffski tries to free his leg and advance position but Syndrome is retaining full guard.
Syndrome looking for a sweep. Not yet Syndrome, not yet.
Jackoffski trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jackoffski throws and elbow that misses. Syndrome uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jackoffski's guard. Nice move by Syndrome!
Jackoffski wants to hit a switch here but Syndrome passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Jackoffski there!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Syndrome controlling from mount.
Jackoffski working to try and regain half guard.
Jackoffski wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
You can see the frustration on Jackoffski's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Jackoffski is working hard here to advance position.
Syndrome trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Jackoffski doesn't escape.

Syndrome tightening his grip on Jackoffski, looking for the choke.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Syndrome patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Syndrome's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Jackoffski trying to control the position but Syndrome manages to sink in the hooks.
Tourette Syndrome is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Syndrome looking for the RNC.
Syndrome has the hooks in. Jackoffski is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Syndrome trying to control momentarily.
Jackoffski manages to reverse the position and now he's in Syndrome's guard. Nice work there by Jackoffski.
Syndrome really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Jackoffski. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Jackoffski tries to free his leg and advance position but Syndrome is retaining full guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Syndrome cracks a nice hook into Jackoffski's ribs.

Syndrome gets caught flat footed, as Jackoffski shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Syndrome pulls Jackoffski in close to prevent any damage.
Jackoffski tries to free his leg and advance position but Syndrome is retaining full guard.
Justin Jackoffski has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Syndrome wants to sweep here but Jackoffski controlling him for the moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Tourette Syndrome.
I've got Syndrome winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 27:30
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tourette Syndrome!