PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Elam Grimes (ranked 25634 p4p, 5931 weight class) and Block Obama (ranked 454 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Grimes
vs
Obama

187 cm
18
165
0 - 4 - 0

178 cm
18
160
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Elam Grimes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Block Obama!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Steve Smith and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obama scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Obama lands an overhand right.
Obama lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Elam Grimes has been cut.
Obama looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Obama cracks Grimes with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Obama keeps the fight on the outside.
Obama drops Grimes with a big left hand! Grimes is injured, injured bad! Obama jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Block Obama!