PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Osama Bin Laden (ranked 4911 p4p, 4492 weight class) and The Doctor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bin Laden kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is TRIPLE V - СВИНЯ. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bin Laden
vs
Doctor

198 cm
19
165
2 - 1 - 0

178 cm
18
161
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Osama Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, The Doctor!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Dean Styles and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bin Laden closes the distance and clinches.
Doctor is trying to pull guard but Bin Laden turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Bin Laden misses with a body punch.
Doctor is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Bin Laden to keep the fight standing.
Bin Laden misses with an elbow over the top.
Doctor blocks an elbow strike from Bin Laden.
Doctor tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bin Laden smiles and moves away.
Osama Bin Laden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Doctor.

Bin Laden takes the fight into the clinch.
Doctor jumps guard but Bin Laden stands there with Doctor around his waist. Doctor gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bin Laden throws an elbow but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doctor jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bin Laden walks away with a smile on his face. Doctor gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Doctor moves out of range of the strikes.

Bin Laden clinches with his opponent.

Doctor successfully pulls guard.

Bin Laden is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Doctor has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Bin Laden is looking to defend but Doctor has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Bin Laden! Doctor pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Bin Laden taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). The Doctor!