PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tobias Jorgensen (ranked 2845 p4p, 24842 weight class) and Dwight Shrute (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jorgensen comes to the cage accompanied by Peyton Parrish - My Mother Told Me. Shrute is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Battlestart Galactica theme. Jorgensen has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Dwight Shrute acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Jorgensen
vs
Shrute

190 cm
26
204
5 - 7 - 0

185 cm
28
200
5 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tobias Jorgensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 21 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dwight Shrute!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Robert Douchet and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jorgensen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Shrute looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Jorgensen fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jorgensen scores with a shot to the body.
Shrute gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Shrute tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Jorgensen is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Shrute buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Shrute!! Shrute is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Jorgensen throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tobias Jorgensen!
After winning the bout, Tobias Jorgensen thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.