PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cedric De Boise (ranked 2090 p4p, 1889 weight class) and Johan Joestar (ranked 262 p4p, 236 weight class). De Boise comes to the cage accompanied by Do Your Thing. Joestar has chosen Coda - Bloody Stream as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

De Boise
vs
Joestar

189 cm
38
263
27 - 14 - 0

195 cm
38
242
28 - 26 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Big right hand

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conquest Nutrition™ (160Q) $48

30th Century Beer Store

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Cedric De Boise!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johan Joestar!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De Boise throws a shot from downtown. Joestar moves away and avoids it.
De Boise misses with a wild body shot.
Joestar only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Joestar moves out of range of the strikes.
De Boise waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Joestar.
The crowd cheers as Joestar lands an impressive looking overhand right. De Boise doesn't seem phased though.
De Boise scores with a punch to the head.

It looks like Johan Joestar has been cut.
De Boise throws a poor cross that misses
and Joestar counters with an outside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Joestar throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Joestar defending well as De Boise loads up on a big left hand.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Joestar! But no joy.
De Boise misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Joestar counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Boise swings widly with a right hand
and Joestar counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
De Boise is breathing heavily.
De Boise avoids the head kick by Joestar.
De Boise was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
De Boise with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Joestar to score with a decent uppercut.
De Boise takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
De Boise misses with a hook

and Joestar counters with a crisp right hand that drops De Boise! Joestar lets De Boise back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

De Boise is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Joestar throws an uppercut from hell that sends De Boise clean off his feet! He's out cold! Joestar stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johan Joestar!
A very excited looking Johan Joestar rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.