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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Anabolic Asteroid (ranked 190 p4p, 217 weight class) and Chris John (ranked 24 p4p, 27 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Asteroid might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to For Heavy Metal we will die!. John has chosen Don't Stop Me Now as his entrance music. Anabolic Asteroid has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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171 cm 37 156 33 - 15 - 1 |
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178 cm 29 160 22 - 6 - 2 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Very quick |
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Olympic wrestler World class MT Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 33 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anabolic Asteroid! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 22 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chris John! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! John throws a big shot that misses. Asteroid on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Asteroid blocks a jab. Asteroid takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Asteroid walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. John uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Asteroid. John slips under a jab from Asteroid. John dips to his left and cracks Asteroid with an uppercut! Asteroid tries to close the distance and clinch but John swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. A nice inside leg kick there by John. That's going to slow Asteroid down. John misses with a lunging right hand
and Asteroid counters with a left to the body. Asteroid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on John. That did some damage! The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Asteroid misses with a wild body shot. John stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Asteroid. A nice inside leg kick there by John. That's going to slow Asteroid down. John lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Asteroid closes the distance looking to clinch and John counters with a straight right hand. Asteroid tries to land a front kick but John steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. John tries to counter with a clinch but Asteroid shakes him off and moves away. An inside leg kick lands from John. Asteroid has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Heavy Metal in the buildup to the fight. John wants to slow Asteroid down by chopping away at his legs. Asteroid throws a right and a left that both miss. John misses with a looping right. Asteroid slips under a jab from John. John lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. John throws a leg kick that misses. Asteroid seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Asteroid drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Asteroid moves out of range of the strikes. John moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. A jab from John does it's job there.
That's two minutes gone in the round. This has been an exciting period of action! Asteroid takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chris John seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Asteroid throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Asteroid takes a body punch but keeps moving. Asteroid wants to clinch. John connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. A shot to the body from John misses and Asteroid counters by moving into the clinch. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Asteroid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. John blocks an elbow strike. John working aggressively here.
Nice elbow from Asteroid. Asteroid misses with some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Asteroid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from John.
Knees to the body from Asteroid.
John stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. John blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Asteroid misses with a knee strike.
Still in the clinch, Asteroid scores with a nice short uppercut. Asteroid pushes John back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. John swings wildly with an uppercut but Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid it. John breaks the clinch.
Asteroid doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. John goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. John throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Asteroid is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from John. Asteroid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from John. John scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Asteroid gets cracked there but stands up to it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. John dips down and scores with a jab to the body. John swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. John's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Asteroid connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! John scrambles back to his feet. John swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.
As John tries to get set, Asteroid tries to push him back and clinch up but John manages to avoid the attempt. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts John, as that shot connected.
John dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Asteroid. That did some damage! Asteroid closes the distance looking to clinch and John counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. John with the inside leg kick. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. John scoring well with a low kick there.
Asteroid fakes a jab and throws a low kick but John checks it well. Asteroid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
John moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Chris John dominated that round. That's time! Back to the action! John misses with a jab to the body
and Asteroid counters with a leg kick. John throws out a leg kick but Asteroid moves out of range and John only half commits. Asteroid is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Asteroid takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
John avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Asteroid on the wrong end of a nice jab. John lands a jab to the nose. John goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Asteroid fires out a quick counter leg kick but John just manages to avoid it. John misses with a two punch combination.
Asteroid jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
John thuds his shin into the meat of Asteroid's side. John plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! John throws a head kick that misses. Asteroid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. John looks to land a right hand but Asteroid moved out of range. Asteroid drives through and clinches with John against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round. John fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Asteroid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Asteroid tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and John avoids it. John has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Asteroid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Asteroid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Asteroid working aggressively here.
Anabolic Asteroid has scored more points in the clinch so far. Asteroid misses with a hook to the ribs.
John tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. John lands a hook to the side of the head. John blocks an elbow strike. Asteroid utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. John breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
John has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. John clobbers Asteroid with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. Asteroid throws a right hand that John ducks under and follows up with a left that John also avoids with ease. Asteroid takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
That's two minutes gone in the round. John lands an overhand right. John scores with a sloppy right hand. Asteroid should have avoided that one.
Asteroid is rocked! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. John lands a right hook to the body.
John lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. John lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. John lands a big head kick that sends Asteroid tumbling to the mat! John takes a step backwards and waves Asteroid back to his feet - he wants the finish! Oh Asteroid is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Asteroid throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent John stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from John. Asteroid seems to have got his legs back now. A big left from John misses. John's jab looks to have found its range, popping Asteroid under the eye. John misses with a hook
and Asteroid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. John scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Asteroid doesn't seem bothered though. Asteroid avoids a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. John throws a body kick, spinning off balance and Asteroid counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. John scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Asteroid on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Asteroid moves away from the strike by John. Asteroid is looking to counter with a shot to the body. John throws out a powerful jab. John misses with a leg kick and Asteroid counters with a nice uppercut. We are yet to see a takedown attempt from John in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off. John walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Asteroid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. An inside leg kick lands from John. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. A decent looking cross lands there for John. John throws a leg kick and Asteroid counters with a nice uppercut. John misses with a wild body shot. Asteroid clinches up with John and pushes him back against the cage. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Asteroid lands with a light punch inside. A head punch blocked on the inside by John.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Asteroid missing with knees to the body.
Asteroid tries to land knees in the clinch but John avoids the damage to the body. Asteroid with a knee to the head.
John throws a punch but it's blocked by Asteroid. John trying to stall but Asteroid improves his position.
Asteroid tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
John blocks the elbow strike.
John misses with some punches.
John breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
John feints a jab promting Asteroid to slip. John then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Asteroid slips again and ducks right into an uppercut. Asteroid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
John rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Asteroid counters with a nice uppercut. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Asteroid misses with a wild body shot. John lands a nice leg kick that just misses Asteroid's sensitive parts. John throws a quick inside leg kick. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Chris John showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round! Nice uppercut lands for John. That snapped Asteroid's head back.
Anabolic Asteroid has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Chris John seems to be getting the better of the standup. John lands a nice hook to Asteroid's body. Asteroid takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. John scoring well with a low kick there.
John ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. John misses with a low kick as Asteroid jumps back. It looked like Asteroid was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. John lands a front kick. Asteroid lands a nice shot to the body.
John pushes Asteroid away with a front kick. Asteroid looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. John comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. John scores with a slapping inside leg kick. John scoring well with a low kick there.
John looks to land a combination but Asteroid avoids it well. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Asteroid misses with a wild body shot. Asteroid clinches up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round. A nice glancing elbow lands by Asteroid. Asteroid stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. A head punch blocked on the inside by John. Asteroid blocking some punches.
Asteroid throws an elbow that misses.
John is trying to maintain a safe position but Asteroid gets an underhook and turns John into the cage. John blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
John wants to break free but Asteroid has control.
Asteroid tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Asteroid trying to land knees to the body.
Asteroid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Asteroid misses with a short punch on the inside. John has Asteroid pressed against the cage.
John pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Asteroid pushes John up against the cage in a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A head punch on the inside from Asteroid fails to land. John misses with a body punch.
Asteroid throws a head punch that misses. John breaks the clinch.
John lands a nice looking body shot.
John lands a head kick. Asteroid smiles back at him and beckons him forward. John is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Asteroid. Asteroid tries to counter by moving into the clinch but John manages to circle out of the way. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. John fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Asteroid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. John changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. John throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
John dips down and scores with a jab to the body. John has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off. John lands a jab to the head.
John lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Asteroid has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from John.
That's three minutes gone in the round. John gets cracked there but stands up to it.
John with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Asteroid tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. John staying out of range there. The fighters circle momentarily. John darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. John dips down and scores with a jab to the body. John misses with a wild body shot. Chris John is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight. John connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Asteroid's hands. Asteroid swings away with a leg kick that misses. John lands a right hook to the body.
John tries to land a front kick but Asteroid steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. A nice leg kick from John, right into the meat of the thigh.
John lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Asteroid throws a hook but John avoids it easily. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Asteroid pushes John up against the cage in a clinch. A head punch on the inside from Asteroid fails to land. Asteroid misses with a short punch on the inside. John blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. John tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Asteroid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Asteroid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
John throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Asteroids head. Asteroid working aggressively here.
Asteroid throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Asteroid looking to throw knees to the head but John is blocking nicely.
And that's the end of the fight! Chris John comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I've got John winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30 Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30 Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chris John! A very excited looking Chris John rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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