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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beefy McCheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesse James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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300 lbs
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283 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Beefy McCheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jesse James!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Winston Howard and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCheese lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McCheese throws a head kick that James semi-blocks.
James tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McCheese is able to avoid easily.
Jesse James seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
James throws a lazy head kick
and McCheese counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
James fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
James looks to land a left hand but McCheese moved out of range nicely.
James falls off balance throwing a combination
and McCheese counters with a body kick.
James throws a big shot that misses.
James shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McCheese pinned against the cage. McCheese gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
James takes a head kick and keeps coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
James misses with a combination
and McCheese counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
James has a takedown stuffed.
Beefy McCheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesse James.
James takes a shot to the body in his stride.
James looks gassed!
James misses with a jab to the body
and McCheese counters with a head kick. That will keep James thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
McCheese lands a nice looking body shot.
James fails to land the takedown.
McCheese throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCheese lands a nice hook to James's body. James takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
McCheese lands with a kick to the temple. James shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Jesse James has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCheese throws a leg kick which misses James's front leg but catches the back leg as James tries to avoid it.
McCheese misses with a two punch combination.
Good leg kick by McCheese there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
James on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McCheese thumps James with a low kick.
McCheese is looking to wear down James with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
McCheese fakes the leg kick and cracks James in the body.
Nice defenses there by McCheese.
McCheese swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by James.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as McCheese lands an impressive looking overhand right. James doesn't seem phased though.
McCheese moves out of range as James strikes.
James misses with a leg kick
and McCheese counters with a nice leg kick.
McCheese ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McCheese is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
McCheese lunges at James with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by James's hand.
McCheese explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
McCheese scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
James takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
James takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McCheese connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCheese scores with a nice strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big left from James misses.
Jab by McCheese.
James moves forwards but McCheese connects with a nice, crisp jab.
James misses with a takedown attempt
and McCheese counters with a body kick that stops James in his tracks momentarily.
McCheese is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
McCheese lands a nice shot to the body.
McCheese cracks a nice hook into James's ribs.
An inside leg kick lands from McCheese.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McCheese lands a nice leg kick that just misses James's sensitive parts.
James is trying desperately to land a takedown but McCheese is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for James.
James takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beefy McCheese dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jesse James's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
James stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McCheese.
James misses with a combination
and McCheese counters with a low kick, right behind James 's knee.
James gets the takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McCheese is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
James stops McCheese from getting back to his feet.
James seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McCheese does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
McCheese is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that James can do to turn this around?
McCheese is doing well to control the position and prevent James from advancing to side control.
McCheese wants to get back to his feet.
James is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McCheese kicks James off and gets back to his feet.
Beefy McCheese is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McCheese throws a head kick but James moves out of range.
James falls off balance throwing a combination
and McCheese counters with a left to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McCheese.
McCheese slips under a jab from James.
McCheese wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from McCheese. No joy for James on that attempt.
Jesse James is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McCheese throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
James takes one on the button.
McCheese lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
McCheese bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of James's head.
McCheese stuffs the takedown.
Good leg kick by McCheese there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
McCheese moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick from McCheese lands but James takes it in his stride.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crunch! McCheese slams his shin into James's torso.
McCheese scores with a leg kick.
McCheese lands a nice looking body kick.
McCheese fakes the leg kick and cracks James in the body.
James is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
McCheese scores with a hook to the body. James takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McCheese throws a one two combo.
McCheese bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of James's head.
James takes a head kick and keeps coming.
James closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
James fails with the takedown
and McCheese counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Beefy McCheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesse James.
An inside leg kick lands from McCheese.
James looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
James thows a leg kick but McCheese checks it
and McCheese counters with a leg kick.
McCheese uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before James has time to react.
James has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from McCheese.
McCheese scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. James doesn't seem bothered though.
Beefy McCheese is winning the standup battle so far.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McCheese stuns James with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
James throws a leg kick
and McCheese counters with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beefy McCheese dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jesse James's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
James showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McCheese.
James throws out a loose jab but McCheese uses good head movement to avoid it.
James's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
James shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and McCheese counters with a thumping low kick.
James throws a combination that misses
and McCheese counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps James thinking.
A solid leg kick lands there for McCheese.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McCheese.
James takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McCheese thows a body kick. James tries to catch it but that hurt him.
James tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McCheese lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
James takes a kick to the side of the head.
James takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McCheese fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt James.
James misses with a straight right.
McCheese lands a head kick!
McCheese lands with an uppercut that bounces James off the cage and back into rage.
McCheese lands an overhand right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
James throws a hook but McCheese blocks it.
A nice leg kick lands there from McCheese.
James needs to keep his hands up - McCheese had a free shot at his head there.
James swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McCheese counters with a straight right hand.
McCheese throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
James fails to land the takedown.
McCheese scores with a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McCheese lands a nice leg kick that just misses James's sensitive parts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
James stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McCheese.
McCheese cracks James with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
James has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
No luck for McCheese with that takedown attempt.
McCheese scores with a hook to the body. James takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McCheese looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
No luck for James with that takedown attempt.
Beefy McCheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesse James.
McCheese lands with a cross.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCheese lands a nice hook to James's body. James takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
James takes a head kick and keeps coming.
James throws a sloppy body shot
and James takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McCheese lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
McCheese comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McCheese clobbers James with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McCheese lands with a nice body punch.
McCheese sizes up James with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jesse James has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McCheese moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
And that's the end of the fight!
Beefy McCheese showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McCheese, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:25
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:25
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beefy McCheese!
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RATING
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