PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nacho El Luchador (ranked 24581 p4p, 5210 weight class) and Ding Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

El Luchador
vs
Ding Dong

182 cm
22
285
2 - 5 - 0

200 cm
24
265
8 - 27 - 0

Great wrestler
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nacho El Luchador!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ding Ding Dong!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, William Peck and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

El Luchador drives through with a takedown into guard.
El Luchador slips nicely into half guard.
El Luchador trying to control the pace.
El Luchador tries to pass the half guard into mount. Ding Dong knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Ding Dong is trying to control but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
El Luchador works his way into full mount!
El Luchador controlling from mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
El Luchador has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Ding Dong's face.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ding Dong tries to reverse the position but El Luchador maintains control.
El Luchador sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
El Luchador lands a nice shot to the head.
El Luchador controlling his opponent.
El Luchador's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
El Luchador seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Ding Dong for as long as he can get away with.
El Luchador has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ding Dong is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
El Luchador takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Further stalling from El Luchador.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nacho El Luchador dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A momentary lapse in concentration from Ding Dong enables El Luchador to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Ding Dong manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.

Ding Dong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Ding Dong has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but El Luchador has passed into side control.
Ding Dong gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
El Luchador sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
El Luchador lands a big shot there that rocks Ding Dong but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

It looks like Ding Ding Dong has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
El Luchador pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
El Luchador content just to control the position here.
El Luchador with a couple of short strikes.
Nacho El Luchador overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
El Luchador takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a sustained period of stalling by El Luchador.
El Luchador continues to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
More hug and hope from El Luchador.
Ding Dong is in a horrible position here. El Luchador smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
El Luchador looking to control and managing it successfully.
El Luchador forces the positional change into back control.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ding Dong wants to control his opponent's hands but El Luchador gets his hands free.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nacho El Luchador dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ding Ding Dong's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Ding Dong fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but El Luchador avoids it really well and circles away.

El Luchador changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Ding Dong looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Ding Dong tries to control the position but he's not in luck - El Luchador easily slips into full mount!

Ding Dong defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from El Luchador.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
El Luchador controlling his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because El Luchador is stinking the place up with his stalling.

El Luchador looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
El Luchador controlling from the full mount.
El Luchador is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Ding Dong can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Ding Dong in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Ding Dong takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
El Luchador cracks Ding Dong with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
El Luchador controlling the pace for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
El Luchador is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ding Dong can do to turn this around?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
El Luchador continues to hold on tight.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Nacho El Luchador showed his dominance in that final round.
Well El Luchador has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:26
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nacho El Luchador!
Ding Ding Dong was interviewed post fight and said '"Everybody out there know I beat him, I controlled the fight, he was missing, I hit him plenty more times. I beat him.Let me talk something... I want to thank the whole hood who came out here. I love y'all. I did this for the hood, you know I beat that boy.'.