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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Uno Skibbo (ranked 1663 p4p, 3301 weight class) and Tim Bits (ranked 222 p4p, 367 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Uno Skibbo has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Uno Skibbo seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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184 cm 22 176 6 - 5 - 0 |
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180 cm 23 173 3 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Granite chin |
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Good wrestler World class boxer Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Uno Skibbo! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tim Bits! The judges for this bout are James Glass, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bits moves out of range of the strikes. Skibbo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Skibbo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bits. Bits appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. Skibbo misses with a looping right. Bits looks to land a right hand but Skibbo moved out of range. Skibbo just misses with a punch to the body.
We've been told by Skibbo's head coaches at Animal Fight Club that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Skibbo lands a right hook to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Skibbo 's head but he takes it in his stride. Skibbo throws a low kick, looking for Bits's leg but Bits calmly moves out of range. Tim Bits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Skibbo darts in trying to clinch and Bits counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. The fighters circling - Skibbo throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Bits jabs Skibbo right on the nose. Skibbo blinks but takes it well. Skibbo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bits misses with a shot to the body and Skibbo counters with a nice uppercut. Bits throws a looping overhand right but Skibbo ducks down to avoid it. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Bits ducks under a wild hook from Skibbo. Some wild striking there from Skibbo.
Bits swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Skibbo.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bits throws a jab but it's blocked by Skibbo. Bits closes the distance but Skibbo moves to the side and Skibbo counters with an inside leg kick. Skibbo takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Bits ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Skibbo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bits. Bits misses with a wild body shot. Bits lands with a cross. Bits misses with a wild body shot. Skibbo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bits. Bits missing with a left hand there. Skibbo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Skibbo throws a solid leg kick but Bits takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Skibbo. Bits throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Nice straight punches there by Bits. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bits. Bits with a nice cross. Bits avoids the body shot from Skibbo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Bits misses with an uppercut
and Skibbo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Skibbo misses with an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Skibbo misses with a wild body shot. Bits blocks a low kick nicely. Skibbo fails with an attempt to clinch.
Skibbo gets tackled into the cage by Bits. Bits maintains the clinch. Bits blocks the elbow strike.
Bits fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Skibbo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. A head punch blocked on the inside by Skibbo. Bits struggles to land a body shot inside as Skibbo controls his hands.
Bits manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Skibbo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Skibbo lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bits backwards. With the fighters up against the cage, Skibbo throws an elbow but misses. Bits tries to circle away but Skibbo has him pinned against the cage. Bits misses with a short punch on the inside. Bits cracks Skibbo with a nice body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bits lands a left hand that snaps the head of Skibbo backwards. Skibbo looks to throw an elbow but misses. Skibbo lands a right hand. Bits lands a nice shot to the body. Bits misses with a body punch.
Bits misses with a punch to the body.
Bits lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Skibbo can't find room to land a body shot as Bits controls the action.
A short right from Skibbo on the inside. Skibbo tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bits pressing his opponent against the cage. Bits blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bits swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bits pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Skibbo looks to score with a jab to the body but Bits is just out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Skibbo ducks under a wild hook from Bits. Skibbo swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Skibbo forces Bits back against the cage and clinches. Bits scores with a nice hook to the head. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Bits content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bits lands a shoulder strike. Bits trying to stall but Skibbo improves his position.
Skibbo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Bits tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Bits lands a left hand.
Skibbo is leaning against Bits and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Bits working some nice short punches in the clinch. Skibbo with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bits swings wildly with an uppercut but Skibbo uses good head movement to avoid it. Bits swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bits lands a shot to the body. Bits misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Tim Bits dominated that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Bits with a body punch. A glancing blow. Skibbo takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Jab by Bits. Bits misses with a double jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bits. Skibbo does a little dance to reset his feet. Bits lands a slapping body shot.
Bits misses with a hook. Skibbo throws a low kick, looking for Bits's leg but Bits calmly moves out of range. A right-left combo lands from Bits. Bits throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Bits throws a body punch but Skibbo moves out of range. Skibbo misses with a straight left. Skibbo throws out a token jab with nothing on it. A jab from Skibbo finds it's way through Bits's defenses. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Skibbo misses the jab. Bits misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bits on the wrong end of a nice hook. Skibbo avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Skibbo connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bits's hands.
That's one minute gone in the round. Skibbo misses with a looping right. Bits misses with a wild body shot. Skibbo feinted there with a counter leg kick. Bits throws a lazy uppercut
and Skibbo counters with a straight right hand. Good standup being displayed there by Bits as he connects with a hook. Bits will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bits throws a hook but Skibbo avoids it easily. Skibbo clinches up against the cage. Bits takes an elbow to the forehead. Bits wants to break free but Skibbo has control.
Skibbo blocks a body shot from Bits. Bits lands a right hand. Bits misses with the head strike.
Bits misses with a hook from the clinch. Bits working aggressively here.
Bits has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Skibbo seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Bits can turn it around. Skibbo tries a body shot but Bits blocks it.
Bits misses with some punches.
A short left from Bits. Tim Bits seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! A quick uppercut on the inside from Bits. Skibbo stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Bits misses with some punches.
Bits misses with some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bits. A frustrated look appears on Bits's face as he tries to break the clinch. Skibbo trying to land knees to the body.
Skibbo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bits avoids it. Skibbo throws a punch but it's blocked by Bits. Nice body punch from Skibbo. Skibbo is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bits is keeping busy. A nice right hand lands inside from Skibbo. Still in the clinch, Bits scores with a nice short uppercut. Bits tries to work over Skibbo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bits lands with a right to the head. Bits tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Skibbo's elbow. Skibbo scores with a shot to the side of Bits's head. Skibbo wants to stall.
Bits breaks from the clinch.
Bits blocks a low kick nicely. Bits tries to score with a low kick but Skibbo moves his leg out of the way. Nice defenses there by Skibbo. Bits lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Skibbo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bits sees it coming and avoids it easily. Bits misses the jab. Bits connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Bits will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bits moves out of range of the strikes. Skibbo scores with a jab. Bits acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Skibbo throws a hook but Bits blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Skibbo wants to slow Bits down by chopping away at his legs. Skibbo stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Skibbo throws a nice outside leg kick. Bits listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Skibbo looks to throw the jab but Bits is out of range. A jab from Bits does it's job there. Bits is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Bits scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. A jab from Bits misses. It looked like Skibbo wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. Skibbo misses with a wild body shot. Bits cracks Skibbo with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Skibbo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Bits blocks a low kick nicely. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. A telegraphed right hand from Bits misses the target. A big right from Bits misses. Skibbo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Bits missing with a left hand there. Skibbo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Bits takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bits throws a lazy right hand but Skibbo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Tim Bits showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round! Bits pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Skibbo tried to counter with a leg kick but Bits avoided it. A nice inside leg kick there by Skibbo. That's going to slow Bits down. Skibbo walks into a straight right hand from Bits. Bits avoids the body shot from Skibbo.
Bits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Skibbo. Bits throws a jab but it's blocked by Skibbo. Skibbo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bits. Skibbo seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance. The fighters circle momentarily. Bits darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Skibbo misses with a wild combination.
Bits looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Bits lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Skibbo circles away quickly and effectively. Bits on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Bits takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Skibbo missing with a left hand there. Bits was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Skibbo lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. This has been an exciting period of action! Bits listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Bits uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Skibbo.
Skibbo throws a quick inside leg kick. Nice shot by Bits.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bits misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bits tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Skibbo was well out of range. Poor timing from Bits. Bits might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable. Bits misses with a body shot.
Skibbo throws a jab but it's blocked by Bits. Skibbo throws a lazy right hand but Bits sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Bits misses with a straight left. Skibbo tries a low kick but Bits avoids it. Skibbo looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Bits moves away from the strike by Skibbo. Bits sizes up Skibbo with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Skibbo takes one to the chin there. Bits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Skibbo manages to avoid it. It looked like Skibbo was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Bits misses with a right hand enabling Skibbo to counter with a crisp jab. A jab from Bits misses. Bits misses with a right hand and Skibbo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Bits pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Bits has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Bits throws a lazy right hand but Skibbo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Skibbo scores with a jab. Bits acknowledges it with a nod of the head. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Bits just misses with a punch to the body.
Tim Bits is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Skibbo takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Bits throws a body punch but Skibbo moves out of range. A swing and a miss from Bits. Bits swings for the body but Skibbo moves out of range.
Skibbo tries to move into range but Bits moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. Bits misses with an uppercut
and Skibbo counters with a good low kick that Bits was not able to check. A telegraphed right hand from Skibbo misses the target. Good leg kick by Skibbo. Skibbo scores with a jab to the head.
Skibbo tests Bits's chin there with a solid looking shot. Bits's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Skibbo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bits ducks under a wild hook from Skibbo. Bits misses with a hook. Skibbo takes a jab right on the kisser.
Skibbo tries to work over Bits's front leg with a kick but Bits checks it. Bits throws a nice looking combination but Skibbo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Nice cross by Skibbo.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bits keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Skibbo. Uno Skibbo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! A swing and a miss from Bits. Skibbo throws a series of strikes that have Bits backpedaling.
Bits throws a big shot that misses. Bits throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Bits thows a left - swing and a miss! Bits loads up on a big right hand but Skibbo slips the punch. Bits scores with a jab. Skibbo acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Bits misses with a straight right. Bits lands an overhand right. A decent looking cross lands there for Bits. Bits throws a looping overhand right but Skibbo ducks down to avoid it. Bits throws the left hand but Skibbo avoids the punch easily. Bits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Skibbo. Bits throws the left hand but Skibbo avoids the punch easily. Skibbo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bits. Skibbo throws out a leg kick but Bits moves out of range and Skibbo only half commits. This has been an exciting period of action! Bits jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bits checks a leg kick. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bits! But no joy. Skibbo comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Skibbo tries to close the distance and clinch but Bits swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Skibbo has managed to clinch.
Bits swings wildly with an uppercut but Skibbo uses good head movement to avoid it. Bits working aggressively here.
Skibbo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Skibbo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Skibbo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Skibbo misses with a punch to the body.
And that's the end of the fight! That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Uno Skibbo. Well Bits has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29 Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29 Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tim Bits! A very excited looking Tim Bits made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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