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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Akimbo Spice Chai Jr (ranked 1355 p4p, 1323 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 174 p4p, 167 weight class). Akimbo Spice Chai Jr is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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4 - 2 - 0 |
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Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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Dangerous GnP
Great elbows
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Akimbo Spice Chai Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jesus Christ!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, William Gold and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ throws the left hand but Chai Jr avoids the punch easily.
Chai Jr looks to land a right hand but Christ moved out of range.
A head kick by Chai Jr misses
enabling Christ to counter with a crisp jab.
Chai Jr slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
It looks like Jesus Christ has been cut.
Chai Jr swings widly with a right hand
and Christ counters with a series of strikes. Chai Jr will be more careful next time no doubt.
Chai Jr throws a leg kick which misses Christ's front leg but catches the back leg as Christ tries to avoid it.
Christ lands a high kick!
It looks like Akimbo Spice Chai Jr has been cut.
Christ lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Chai Jr goes down and covers up as Christ starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Christ!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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