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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerk McWanker (ranked 2465 p4p, 2945 weight class) and Timmy Buzzkill (ranked 285 p4p, 332 weight class). McWanker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Im A Wanker. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
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Good wrestler
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerk McWanker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Timmy Buzzkill!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Ryoma Takatsuka and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buzzkill connects with a body shot that sends McWanker's belly button to the back.
Buzzkill throws a series of punches but McWanker moves out of range.
Buzzkill lands a two punch combo.
Timmy Buzzkill seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Buzzkill throws a right and a left that McWanker avoids nicely.
Buzzkill has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McWanker goes for a takedown attempt but Buzzkill pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
McWanker is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Buzzkill's half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWanker stops Buzzkill from getting back to his feet.
McWanker looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
McWanker throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWanker prevents Buzzkill from standing back up.
Buzzkill manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Buzzkill cracks a nice hook into McWanker's ribs.
Buzzkill throws a series of punches but McWanker avoids them all with ease.
Buzzkill rushes McWanker and presses him up against the cage.
Buzzkill lands a hook that snaps the head of McWanker backwards.
McWanker tries to land knees in the clinch but Buzzkill avoids the damage to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Buzzkill.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWanker is trying to drag Buzzkill to the mat but Buzzkill just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
McWanker is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerk McWanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Buzzkill digs a right hand underneath McWanker's ribcage. McWanker let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McWanker looking for a takedown.
A body shot lands from Buzzkill.
McWanker is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Buzzkill scores with a nice hook to the head.
Buzzkill lands a left hand that snaps the head of McWanker backwards.
Buzzkill lands an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Buzzkill as the two fighters clinch.
Buzzkill lands a hook to the side of the head.
Buzzkill makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Buzzkill.
A short right from Buzzkill on the inside.
Buzzkill softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Buzzkill lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Buzzkill working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McWanker is rocked!
McWanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Oh McWanker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A hook to the body from Buzzkill.
Buzzkill scores with a shot to the side of McWanker's head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Buzzkill.
Buzzkill lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Buzzkill.
Buzzkill works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Buzzkill cracks McWanker with a nice body shot.
Buzzkill lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Buzzkill lands a right hand.
Buzzkill creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends McWanker's eyes rolling into the back of his head! McWanker drops to his knees and Buzzkill pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Timmy Buzzkill!
A victorious Timmy Buzzkill thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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