PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Case Cervantes (ranked 2471 p4p, 3454 weight class) and Jerk McWanker (ranked 0 p4p, 381 weight class). McWanker has chosen Im A Wanker as his entrance music. Jerk McWanker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Cervantes
vs
McWanker

195 cm
25
215
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
210
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Wrestler Wayfare

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Case Cervantes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerk McWanker!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Glass and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McWanker closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
McWanker working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
McWanker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cervantes on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cervantes tries to get out of the position.

McWanker is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Cervantes is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McWanker wants to control but Cervantes is keeping him busy.

McWanker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Cervantes has escaped the position, nice work there.

McWanker has hold of Cervantes's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Cervantes tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - McWanker cranks the arm and Cervantes screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Cervantes, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Jerk McWanker!
As Jerk McWanker got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'.