PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kenji Yamazaki (ranked 1692 p4p, 2457 weight class) and Holdin MyCock (ranked 215 p4p, 287 weight class). Kenji Yamazaki has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Yamazaki
vs
MyCock

188 cm
21
205
6 - 2 - 0

190 cm
19
205
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kenji Yamazaki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Holdin MyCock!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Yamazaki. Those never looked like landing.
MyCock has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Yamazaki tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but MyCock was well out of range. Poor timing from Yamazaki.
Yamazaki shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like Kenji Yamazaki has been cut.
Yamazaki misses with a hook
and MyCock counters with a crisp right that sends Yamazaki to the canvas! MyCock follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Holdin MyCock!
Post fight, Holdin MyCock stared into the camera and said 'I beat up a retard today. Hopefully my next opponent is more worthy. You Will Never Stop Holdin MyCock!!!'.