PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between adolf hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and j k (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

hitler
vs
k

220 cm
22
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
20
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, adolf hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, j k!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shirou Masuda and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

hitler has k up against the cage in a clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
k jumps guard but hitler stands there with k around his waist. k gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
k is working for takedown but hitler is calmly controlling the position for now.
k has hitler pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. hitler manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
adolf hitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of j k.
hitler's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
k is looking to control hitler's arms but hitler gets an underhook and turns him. Now k has his back to the cage.
k takes a shot to the head.
hitler wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

hitler has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics k uses from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
hitler throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
k has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of hitler is proving hard to escape from.
k preventing the sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
hitler is trying to keep k in close.
hitler looking to hit a scissor sweep but k is one step ahead there.
k working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

hitler has his foot on k's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. k works his way back into a safe position though.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now hitler is on top in guard.
hitler working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
hitler stopping the sweep attempt from k.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
hitler is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

hitler gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
k tries to clinch but hitler is having none of it.
hitler moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like j k has been cut.
The fight stays on the outside here - k looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
k tries to clinch but fails miserably

and hitler counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
k is looking to control hitler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can k avoid being mounted?
hitler wants to stand up but k has a hold of him and won't allow it.
k gets back to full guard.

k scrambles and gets back to his feet.
k pulls out of a head kick attempt.
k misses with a takedown attempt

and hitler counters by moving into the clinch.

hitler gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
hitler is breathing heavily.
hitler trying to control the position from guard on top but k is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
hitler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
k manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. hitler manages to get himself to full guard.
hitler is trying to control the position but k postures up.
k must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
hitler trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
k is looking to stand up but hitler won't let him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

adolf hitler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on j k's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

hitler drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
hitler tries to free his leg and advance position but k is retaining full guard.
hitler trying to control the position from guard on top but k is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
k is trying to control the position but hitler postures up.
k throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
k trying to control the position here.
hitler trying to control the position from guard on top but k is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
hitler tries to free his leg and advance position but k is retaining full guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
hitler sitting in guard here, content to control.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
k changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. hitler tries to avoid it but k manages to keep hold of a leg and drag hitler to the ground. hitler escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
k scores with a nice right hand.

It looks like adolf hitler has been cut.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
k wants to break free but hitler has control.
hitler wants to get back to striking at distance but k won't allow it.
hitler is trying to break the clinch but k has him pressed against the cage.
Good body shot from hitler.

hitler ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. hitler no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
k trying to control but hitler is working from the bottom.
k trying to stand up but can't free himself from hitler's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
k in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
hitler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
k tries to free his leg and advance position but hitler is retaining full guard.
k preventing the sweep.
k stops hitler from standing up.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
k doesn't succeed with the takedown

and hitler counters with a nice double leg into side control. k won't be happy with that.
k sneaks back into half guard.

k looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
hitler is pressing down on k's thigh, looking to free his foot. k is holding on for now.
k lands a couple of sideways elbows.
k gets full guard.
k trying to control the position.
hitler throwing strikes from guard but k blocks nicely.
k bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in hitler's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
k controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
hitler keeping moving, preventing k from controlling successfully.
hitler is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
k wants to control from the top but hitler keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
k not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

k thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

adolf hitler dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

k throws a head kick but hitler moves out of range.
k throws a right and a left that both miss.

hitler gets the takedown into side control.
k is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
k tries to bench press hitler off him but hitler keeps the position.
k is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
k is trying to control hitler's posture but hitler avoids it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

hitler decides to stand back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
k misses with a takedown

and hitler counters with a nice double leg into guard.
hitler is pushing down on k's leg trying to pass to half guard. k is fighting to maintain full guard but hitler has managed to sneak the leg through.
hitler wants to lay and pray for a moment but k keeps working.
k tries to roll over but hitler keeps him under control.
k is looking to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. k manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

k throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
hitler won't allow k to get back to his feet.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

hitler clinches up against the cage.

hitler lands a takedown into guard.
k looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
hitler wants to control from the top but k keeps moving.

k escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. hitler gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

hitler drops back looking for a leg! k is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and k manages to kick hitler off! hitler jumps back into k's guard.
hitler looking to pass the guard.
adolf hitler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
k trying to control the position here.
hitler stops k from standing up.
k wants to sweep here but hitler controlling him for the moment.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
k tries to clinch there but hitler circles away.
k looks to clinch

and hitler counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
j k has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
adolf hitler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
hitler managing to block the knees to the body from k.

And that's the end of the fight!
adolf hitler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well hitler has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... adolf hitler!