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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between The Ole Dick Twist (ranked 1210 p4p, 1684 weight class) and MF Jones (ranked 164 p4p, 227 weight class). MF Jones will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, The Ole Dick Twist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, MF Jones!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Jones as Dick Twist shoots in.
Jones looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jones misses with a kick to the body
and Dick Twist counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Dick Twist.
Dick Twist working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Our spies down at at Gronk Apes inform us that Jones has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Dick Twist trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dick Twist postures up in Jones's guard and throws a big left but Jones blocks it.
Jones is controlling Dick Twist's posture.
Dick Twist throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
Dick Twist stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jones swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones trying to keep a closed guard but Dick Twist is proving a slippery customer.
Dick Twist throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick Twist trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Dick Twist loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jones preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dick Twist definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dick Twist wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
Dick Twist throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dick Twist is looking to work some ground and pound but Jones has wrist control.
Dick Twist loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jones has his hands on Dick Twist's head, controlling the position.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Dick Twist drops down looking for a counter takedown but Jones sprawls and moves away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jones throws a jab when Dick Twist was well out of range.
Dick Twist slips under a jab from Jones.
That kick from Jones tenderised Dick Twist's leg. Dick Twist is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dick Twist darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Jones avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Dick Twist.
Dick Twist has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Dick Twist throws a strike but Jones avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Dick Twist postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dick Twist loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dick Twist postures up.
Dick Twist landing some decent shots from guard.
Jones pulls Dick Twist in close to prevent any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick Twist lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Dick Twist with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dick Twist throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
Dick Twist trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dick Twist throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dick Twist missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dick Twist accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dick Twist scoring with punches to the head and body.
Dick Twist throwing strikes but missing.
Dick Twist trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick Twist landing with the ground and pound.
Dick Twist looking to pass the guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Jones holds on and takes a little breather.
Dick Twist missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dick Twist wants to pass the guard but Jones is keeping the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick Twist lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Dick Twist trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
The Ole Dick Twist dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Dick Twist shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Jones's guard.
Jones is controlling Dick Twist's posture.
Dick Twist is looking to work some ground and pound but Jones has wrist control.
Dick Twist stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jones swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dick Twist passes into half guard.
Dick Twist throws a strike but Jones avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick Twist throws a strike but Jones rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
The Ole Dick Twist overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dick Twist is looking for a triangle here but Jones uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Dick Twist is trying to control Jones's posture but Jones avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick Twist is trying to improve his position.
Jones gets to mount! Dick Twist was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Dick Twist wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Dick Twist is trying to break free.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Dick Twist is working hard here to advance position.
Dick Twist breaks Jones's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Dick Twist keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Jones's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick Twist throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dick Twist is looking to work some ground and pound but Jones has wrist control.
Dick Twist throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dick Twist loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jones is controlling Dick Twist's posture.
Jones working a defensive guard here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick Twist is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Jones is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dick Twist forces his way into half guard.
Jones blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dick Twist.
Dick Twist is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Dick Twist slips a nice elbow through Jones's hands, connecting with Jones's forehead.
Dick Twist thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Jones tries to get to full guard but Dick Twist has control of the leg.
Dick Twist is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick Twist throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Jones avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Dick Twist.
Jones is controlling Dick Twist's trapped leg to prevent Dick Twist from advancing to side control.
Dick Twist sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jones defending well though.
Dick Twist controlling the pace.
Dick Twist not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick Twist scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Dick Twist throwing shots but Jones is blocking nicely.
Ground and pound from Dick Twist.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
The Ole Dick Twist dominated that second round.
That's time! Dick Twist's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Dick Twist dives in for a single leg takedown but Jones sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
MF Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A body shot lands from Jones.
Dick Twist blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dick Twist gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Jones regains guard.
Dick Twist is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Dick Twist throwing strikes but missing.
Dick Twist working some strikes from top position.
Dick Twist missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dick Twist throws an elbow that misses. Jones uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dick Twist's guard. Nice move by Jones!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick Twist isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Jones stacks Dick Twist on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Jones!
Dick Twist gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick Twist regains half guard.
Jones controlling the pace.
Dick Twist trying to control but Jones postures up.
Jones performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dick Twist tries to roll over but Jones keeps him under control.
Dick Twist looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dick Twist looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dick Twist tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Jones has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick Twist slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
The Ole Dick Twist is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jones tries to pass to full mount but Dick Twist defends it.
Dick Twist is looking for a sweep. Jones is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dick Twist is trying to control but can't.
Jones is keen to just control but Dick Twist is a slippery customer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dick Twist wants to control but Jones is keeping busy.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Dick Twist attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones misses with a right hand
and Dick Twist counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jones won't be happy with that.
Jones takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Dick Twist tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Dick Twist trying to control the action but Jones is working from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick Twist fails to land a wild elbow strike.
And that's the end of the fight!
The Ole Dick Twist showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dick Twist, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Ole Dick Twist!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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