PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Kearney (ranked 673 p4p, 855 weight class) and Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 85 p4p, 110 weight class). Dispatch Regulator has chosen A Doon Hicky as his entrance music. Chronian Dispatch Regulator is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kearney
vs
Dispatch Regulator

225 cm
33
265
21 - 17 - 0

189 cm
31
259
20 - 11 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Wrestler Wayfare

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 17 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Patrick Kearney!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 2, fighting out of New York, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dispatch Regulator throws a right hand that misses
and Dispatch Regulator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kearney, as that shot connected.
Dispatch Regulator showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kearney.
Dispatch Regulator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dispatch Regulator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kearney counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Chronian Dispatch Regulator has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from Dispatch Regulator misses the target.
It looked like Kearney was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dispatch Regulator connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kearney's hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kearney uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dispatch Regulator.
Kearney was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Kearney really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kearney will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a left hand
and Kearney counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kearney. Dispatch Regulator does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dispatch Regulator is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Kearney walks into a jab.
Kearney scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've been told by Kearney's head coaches at ubergym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Dispatch Regulator keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kearney throws a shot to the body.
Dispatch Regulator cracks a nice hook into Kearney's ribs.
Dispatch Regulator throws a jab when Kearney was well out of range.
It looked like Kearney was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dispatch Regulator.
Kearney misses the body punch
and Dispatch Regulator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dispatch Regulator might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dispatch Regulator throws a poor cross that misses
and Kearney connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kearney scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dispatch Regulator throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Kearney counter with a right hand.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator throws a body shot but no joy.
Dispatch Regulator misses the jab.
Kearney fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A little jabbing left from Dispatch Regulator on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kearney takes a swing at Dispatch Regulator's ribcage but misses.
Kearney just misses with a punch to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dispatch Regulator! But no joy.
Dispatch Regulator throws a push kick but Kearney slaps the foot to one side.
Dispatch Regulator throws a body punch but Kearney moves out of range.
Dispatch Regulator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kearney manages to avoid it.
Kearney swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator throws out a loose jab but Kearney uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kearney went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Nice body punch from Kearney.

Oooh a lovely combination from Kearney sends Dispatch Regulator down but not out. Kearney dives into side control looking to finish.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dispatch Regulator regains half guard.
Dispatch Regulator is trying to get back to full guard.
Kearney trying to control the pace.
Dispatch Regulator is not content to let Kearney control the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Kearney dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chronian Dispatch Regulator's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dispatch Regulator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kearney.
Kearney moves out of range of the strikes.
Dispatch Regulator throws a jab but it's blocked by Kearney.
You can follow us on Twitter at...Ooooooh Kearney got wobbled bad by a big combination! Dispatch Regulator presses forward with punches and knees until Kearney stumbles to the ground! The ref watches Kearney closely before deciding to step in and end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
A victorious Chronian Dispatch Regulator thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.