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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Spunk Guzzler (ranked 3935 p4p, 3568 weight class) and Figger Nagget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guzzler comes to the cage accompanied by Black Balls. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Figger Nagget was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Spunk Guzzler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Figger Nagget!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Sandra Marshall and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Nagget looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nagget throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Guzzler counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Nagget!
A lull in the action here.
Guzzler stands up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Nagget.
Nagget gets caught napping as Guzzler dives in and scores a takedown. Nagget manages to retain guard.
Guzzler works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Guzzler content to control rather than advance.
Nagget wants to get back to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Guzzler slows the pace down in half guard.
Guzzler is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Nagget has managed to free his arm - good work.
Guzzler has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Nagget defend it? Guzzler steps over the head and cranks it - Nagget is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Guzzler!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Spunk Guzzler!
Spunk Guzzler took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I just sat on this little boys face.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
57% |
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