PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Methuselah Honeysuckle (ranked 1383 p4p, 3315 weight class) and Brent Huffman (ranked 190 p4p, 379 weight class). Honeysuckle comes into the arena with Dropkick Murphy's - Warriors Code blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Honeysuckle
vs
Huffman

196 cm
30
218
7 - 9 - 0

185 cm
26
205
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Methuselah Honeysuckle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brent Huffman!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Dean Styles and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Honeysuckle avoids the body shot from Huffman.
Huffman fails with the takedown
and Honeysuckle counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Huffman thinking.
Nice body punch from Honeysuckle.

Honeysuckle closes the distance and clinches.
Huffman takes a knee to the side of the body.
Honeysuckle tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Honeysuckle with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Honeysuckle.
Huffman looks winded!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Honeysuckle landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Honeysuckle stalling against the cage.
Honeysuckle cracks Huffman with a nice body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Honeysuckle.
Honeysuckle with a knee to the head.

It looks like Brent Huffman has been cut.
Knees in the clinch landing for Honeysuckle.
Come on Honeysuckle - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Honeysuckle lands a hook to the side of the head.
Huffman goes for a takedown attempt but Honeysuckle pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Honeysuckle drops Huffman with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Huffman looks back up at him and smiles so Honeysuckle waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Huffman gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Methuselah Honeysuckle!
Methuselah Honeysuckle gave a mention to Northern Zombie in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).