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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Happy Hands (ranked 765 p4p, 1715 weight class) and Clarence Boston (ranked 73 p4p, 147 weight class). Hands kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Pharoahe Monch- Simon Says. Clarence Boston has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Happy Hands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Clarence Boston!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Dillan Fox and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hands thows a left - swing and a miss!
Boston misses with a left hand
and Hands counters with a leg kick.
Hands misses with a looping right.
Hands throws a sloppy head kick and Boston moves out of range easily.
Boston moves away from the strike by Hands.
Boston takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Hands connects with a high kick.
Boston connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hands's hands.
Boston blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands lands with a shot to the body.
A jab from Hands misses.
Clarence Boston seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boston swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boston with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boston cracks Hands with an open hand slap.
Sloppy strikes from Hands. Those never looked like landing.
A swing and a miss from Boston.
A swing and a miss from Boston.
Hands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boston.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hands lands a glancing blow to the side of Boston's head.
Hands takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Boston swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hands counters with a slapping leg kick.
Boston fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boston throws an off balance right hand
and Hands counters with a big head kick but Boston shrugs it off.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands ducks under a wild hook from Boston.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd cheers as Hands lands an impressive looking overhand right. Boston doesn't seem phased though.
Hands connects with a body shot that sends Boston's belly button to the back.
Boston takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A combination from Hands does no damage.
Nice uppercut lands for Boston. That snapped Hands's head back.
Boston misses with a hook. Hands ducked under it nicely.
Boston ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hands moves away.
Boston throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boston getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
It looks like Happy Hands has been cut.
Boston connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hands. Hands circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Hands throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Boston misses
and Hands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hands misses with a double jab
and Boston counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hands thinking.
Hands definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Hands slips under a jab.
Boston misses with a hook.
A quick step to the side and Hands tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The fighters circling - Boston throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice shot by Boston.
Boston throws a big shot that misses.
A quick step to the side and Hands tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hands misses with the body kick
and Boston counters with a left to the body.
Boston rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hands takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hands lands a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hands misses with a hook. Boston ducked under it nicely.
Hands lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Boston lands with a straight right. Hands didn't see that one coming.
Boston looks to score with a jab to the body but Hands is just out of range.
Boston ducks under a wild hook from Hands.
A punch lands to the side of Boston 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Boston tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hands throws a push kick but Boston slaps the foot to one side.
Boston is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Boston darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Boston tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hands was well out of range. Poor timing from Boston.
Boston missing with a left hand there. Hands was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Hands throws a sloppy head kick and Boston moves out of range easily.
Hands sets himself, and Boston steps forward looking for the clinch! Hands avoids it this time.
Boston keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Boston tries to counter by closing the distance.
Boston rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hands misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Boston buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Boston misses with a few strikes there.
Hands pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boston looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A low kick lands for Hands.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boston. Hands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boston misses with a body shot
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Boston lands the left hand.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Hands throws a head kick that misses.
Hands throws a sloppy head kick and Boston moves out of range easily.
Boston throws out a loose jab but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slow jab from Boston misses its intended target.
Hands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Boston.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Boston. That did some damage!
Boston avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hands throws out a powerful jab.
Hands is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The fighters circling - Boston throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Boston misses with an uppercut
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hands lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Boston on the wrong end of a nice jab.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Boston looks to score with a jab to the body but Hands is just out of range.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Boston struggles to land a body shot inside as Hands controls his hands.
Boston taking a breather.
Boston jumps guard but Hands turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Hands misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hands struggles to land a body shot inside as Boston controls his hands.
Hands pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hands throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boston sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hands swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A slow jab from Hands misses its intended target.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Hands avoids a punch combination nicely.
Boston moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Boston scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Boston throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.
Boston lands with a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boston looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
It looks like Clarence Boston has been cut.
Hands lands with a cross.
Hands misses with a two punch combination.
Boston tries to clinch
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Hands connects with a single shot there.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Hands lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boston circles away quickly and effectively.
Despite the aggression on Boston's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Boston tries to clinch up.
Hands pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hands defending well as Boston loads up on a big left hand.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Boston manages to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Hands.
Boston is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hands lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hands ducks under a wild hook from Boston.
Boston throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hands.
Boston jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Happy Hands dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Boston misses with a looping left.
Boston throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boston misses with a straight left.
Hands slips a straight right by Boston.
Boston takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hands connects with a solid leg kick.
Hands swings widly with a right hand
and Boston counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boston misses with a body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands throws an off balance right hand
and Boston counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boston moves out of range as Hands strikes.
Boston misses with a hook. Hands ducked under it nicely.
Hands throws a head kick that misses
and Boston counters with a left to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boston swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hands.
Hands with the inside leg kick.
Boston throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hands slips under a jab from Boston.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Boston jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Nice body punch from Boston.
Boston throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Happy Hands is winning the standup battle so far.
Hands walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Boston takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Hands thows a body kick. Boston tries to catch it but that hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hands lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands moves away from the strike by Boston.
Hands lands a big head kick that sends Boston tumbling to the mat! Hands takes a step backwards and waves Boston back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Boston is rocked!
Boston tries to clinch there but Hands circles away.
Boston is still on wobbly legs! Can Hands finish him?
Hands connects with a solid leg kick.
Hands scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Boston misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hands scores with a counter punch that sends Boston to the canvas! Hands smells blood - he's punishing Boston with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Boston has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Happy Hands!
A relieved looking Happy Hands thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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