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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kryten Mechanoid (ranked 1042 p4p, 1819 weight class) and Bolle Gijs (ranked 134 p4p, 228 weight class). Mechanoid comes to the cage accompanied by It's Cold Outside. Gijs is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Holle bolle Gijs. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kryten Mechanoid!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bolle Gijs!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Gijs gets caught flat footed, as Mechanoid shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Gijs is pulling down on Mechanoid's head to control his posture.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mechanoid is working Gijs over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Gijs seems keen to control Mechanoid's posture.
Gijs wants to sweep here but Mechanoid controlling him for the moment.
Mechanoid not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Mechanoid has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Mechanoid throws a big right hand that misses.
Gijs wants to sweep but no luck.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gijs controlling the position.
Mechanoid throws an elbow that misses. Gijs uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Mechanoid's guard. Nice move by Gijs!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gijs being controlled here momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gijs stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mechanoid swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mechanoid preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Gijs lands a couple of digs.
Gijs throws a big right hand that misses.
Mechanoid preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Gijs trying to control but Mechanoid is working from the bottom.
Gijs in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mechanoid looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mechanoid is adopting a defensive guard.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Gijs working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Gijs throws a big right hand that misses.
Gijs being controlled here momentarily.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Mechanoid doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Gijs counters with a shoot takedown. Mechanoid fights it but they end up in guard.
Mechanoid being controlled here, momentarily.
Gijs trying to control the position from guard on top but Mechanoid is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mechanoid bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Gijs's guard.
Gijs is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Mechanoid is looking to control Gijs's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mechanoid avoid being mounted?
Mechanoid is staying active underneath Gijs, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Mechanoid trying to control from the bottom.
Mechanoid wants to control but Gijs passes into side.
Mechanoid tries to buck Gijs off but Gijs is having none of it.
Gijs trying to control the position but Mechanoid is working away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mechanoid gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Gijs is landing with some decent strikes but Mechanoid is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Mechanoid is looking to get to half guard.
Mechanoid is working hard here to advance position.
Gijs can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Mechanoid is looking to escape.
Gijs landing strikes from the mount and Mechanoid is in trouble!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mechanoid really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bolle Gijs dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Mechanoid shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Gijs's guard.
Mechanoid working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Mechanoid advances to half guard.
Mechanoid trying to pass the guard but Gijs defending well.
Gijs has hold of Mechanoid's hands but Mechanoid slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gijs tries to roll over but Mechanoid keeps him under control.
Mechanoid throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Gijs gets back to full guard.
Mechanoid trying to control the position from guard on top but Gijs is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mechanoid throws an elbow that misses. Gijs uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Mechanoid's guard. Nice move by Gijs!
Gijs trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Gijs throwing strikes but missing.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Mechanoid is on top in guard.
Mechanoid won't allow Gijs to sweep him here.
Gijs trying to control the position.
Mechanoid tries to free his leg and advance position but Gijs is retaining full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gijs pulls Mechanoid in to control the position.
Mechanoid trying to control but Gijs is working from the bottom.
Mechanoid throwing strikes but missing.
Gijs looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mechanoid is one step ahead there.
Gijs has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Mechanoid in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Gijs pulls Mechanoid in to control the position.
Mechanoid with a flurry of punches that miss.
Gijs keeping moving, preventing Mechanoid from controlling successfully.
Mechanoid with a nice head shot there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gijs is controlling Mechanoid's posture.
Mechanoid makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Gijs keeping full guard, as Mechanoid tries to pass.
Mechanoid looking to sit in guard and control but Gijs gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Gijs is in close to Mechanoid's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Mechanoid controls Gijs momentarily but Gijs frees himself.
Gijs is looking to work some ground and pound but Mechanoid has wrist control.
Mechanoid wants to sweep here but Gijs controlling him for the moment.
Bolle Gijs has got the better of the ground game so far.
Gijs scoring with punches to the head and body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gijs looking to sit in guard and control but Mechanoid gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Mechanoid wants to control from the top but Gijs keeps moving.
Mechanoid stopping the sweep attempt from Gijs.
Mechanoid postures up.
Gijs looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Mechanoid tries to free his leg and advance position but Gijs is retaining full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mechanoid trying to control but Gijs is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Kryten Mechanoid dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Mechanoid looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Mechanoid shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Gijs napping and manages to drive through into side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mechanoid looking to control but instead Gijs has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Mechanoid trying to control the action but Gijs is working from the bottom.
Gijs is concentrating on defense, preventing Mechanoid from advancing position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mechanoid is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Gijs tries to get to full guard but Mechanoid has control of the leg.
Mechanoid throwing shots but Gijs is blocking nicely.
Gijs tries to roll over but Mechanoid keeps him under control.
Mechanoid is nestled in close to Gijs, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Gijs wants to improve his position but Mechanoid is controlling well.
Mechanoid throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Gijs to regain full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gijs trying to control the position here.
Mechanoid trying to control but Gijs is working from the bottom.
Mechanoid connects with a couple of short punches.
Mechanoid with a nice head shot there.
Mechanoid looking to pass the guard.
Mechanoid slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
You can see the frustration on Gijs's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gijs is trying to improve his position.
Mechanoid looking to control but instead Gijs has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Gijs is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Mechanoid scores with a couple of nice shots.
Gijs tries to roll over but Mechanoid keeps him under control.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Mechanoid lands a nice short elbow.
Mechanoid throws a strike but Gijs avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Gijs seems keen to control Mechanoid's posture.
Mechanoid trying to control the position from guard on top but Gijs is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mechanoid pushes down on Gijs's leg and manages to get into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mechanoid working the head and body with strikes.
Gijs is refusing to be controlled, as Mechanoid sits in half guard.
Mechanoid is stalling here. Gijs is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Mechanoid seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Gijs has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Mechanoid is looking for a sweep.
Mechanoid takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Mechanoid is trying to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Gijs wants to control but Mechanoid is keeping him busy.
Gijs moves into full mount!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Kryten Mechanoid clearly takes that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Nice takedown defense from Gijs. No joy for Mechanoid on that attempt.
Gijs changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Mechanoid shoots in for a takedown but Gijs shows good takedown defense.
Gijs defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Mechanoid.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kryten Mechanoid. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mechanoid shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Gijs napping and manages to drive through into side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mechanoid misses with the ground and pound.
Mechanoid grinds an elbow into Gijs's temple.
Mechanoid wants to lay and pray for a moment but Gijs keeps working.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Who's going to make the next move?
Mechanoid is working Gijs over with some ground and pound from side control.
Mechanoid working the ground and pound but Gijs is defending the strikes.
Mechanoid looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Gijs is avoiding damage well.
Mechanoid creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
The strikes coming from Mechanoid are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Gijs takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Mechanoid trying to control the position but Gijs is working away.
Mechanoid lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Mechanoid wants to lay and pray for a moment but Gijs keeps working.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mechanoid in side control lands a decent elbow.
Gijs is trying to get back to half guard.
Gijs is trying to control Mechanoid's posture but Mechanoid avoids it.
Gijs tries to bench press Mechanoid off him but Mechanoid keeps the position.
An elbow from Mechanoid crashes against the mat.
Mechanoid trying to control the position but Gijs is working away.
Mechanoid wants to control for a moment but Gijs uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gijs is trying is best to control the position here.
Mechanoid not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Gijs is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Mechanoid's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Mechanoid's back!
Well, with Gijs on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Mechanoid is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Mechanoid turns into Gijs and is now in his guard.
Mechanoid tries to free his leg and advance position but Gijs is retaining full guard.
Mechanoid wants to control from the top but Gijs keeps moving.
Mechanoid trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Gijs manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Mechanoid looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gijs forces his way into half guard.
Mechanoid taking some punishment here, with Gijs in his half guard.
Mechanoid wants to get back to full guard.
Mechanoid avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Gijs.
Gijs not doing much here.
Mechanoid has hold of Gijs's hands but Gijs slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mechanoid trying to control but Gijs postures up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Kryten Mechanoid had his way with Bolle Gijs in that round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Mechanoid closes the distance and clinches up with Gijs, looking for a takedown. Mechanoid pushes Gijs against the cage but Gijs circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mechanoid looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Gijs is fending him off so far but Mechanoid persists. Nope, Gijs circles away and we're back to standing.
Mechanoid closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Gijs is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Mechanoid's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Mechanoid's back!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gijs connects with a big shot to the side of Mechanoid's head.
Mechanoid covers up after that shot from Gijs.
Gijs loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Mechanoid hold on?
Mechanoid wants to control his opponent's hands but Gijs gets his hands free.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gijs lands strikes to the head.
Mechanoid trying to control the hands but Gijs breaks the grip.
Gijs loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Mechanoid hold on?
Gijs looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
Mechanoid wants to control his opponent's hands but Gijs gets his hands free.
Gijs thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Gijs is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Mechanoid looking very determined here, making life difficult for Gijs.
Gijs softening up his opponent with strikes here.
Mechanoid trying to control the action but Gijs just sinks the hooks in.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gijs struggling to land strikes to the head as Mechanoid covers up.
Mechanoid tries to escape but Gijs has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Mechanoid is taking damage to the body and head.
Mechanoid trying to control the hands but Gijs breaks the grip.
Mechanoid wants to escape the position.
Gijs punches Mechanoid on the ear.
The referee is taking a good look at Mechanoid as he is on the wrong end of some big shots from Gijs!
Mechanoid covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.
Gijs controls the action.
Mechanoid covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.
Mechanoid is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gijs drops a big shot to the side of Mechanoid's head! Oh, Mechanoid is out! He's out cold! Gijs jumps to his feet and celebrates with his corner. In his post fight interview he thanks God. Saying that without him, he wouldn't have the power to knock his opponent senseless. Amen.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 5, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bolle Gijs!
Bolle Gijs is the new heavyweight champion!
Post fight, Bolle Gijs took to the microphone: 'Papier hier'.
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