PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Macho Maam Tranny Savage (ranked 1722 p4p, 2333 weight class) and Emanuel Gallegos (ranked 191 p4p, 243 weight class). Tranny Savage comes into the arena with It's not sir it's MA'AM!! blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Tranny Savage
vs
Gallegos

183 cm
20
155
3 - 0 - 0

172 cm
21
163
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Macho Maam Tranny Savage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Emanuel Gallegos!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tranny Savage throws an overhand right that lands on Gallegos's shoulder, as Gallegos tries to avoid the shot.
Tranny Savage catches Gallegos with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Tranny Savage misses with an uppercut
and Gallegos counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Macho Maam Tranny Savage has been cut.
Tranny Savage lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gallegos's sensitive parts.
Tranny Savage throws a sloppy body shot
and Gallegos cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tranny Savage's jab looks to have found its range, popping Gallegos under the eye.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tranny Savage thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tranny Savage darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Tranny Savage looks to clinch

and Gallegos counters with a crisp right hand that drops Tranny Savage! Gallegos lets Tranny Savage back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Tranny Savage is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tranny Savage lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Tranny Savage throws a sloppy body shot
and Gallegos counters with a huge left! Tranny Savage is in big trouble! He's backing up but Gallegos isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Tranny Savage from any more damage. A dominating finish by Gallegos!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Emanuel Gallegos!