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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerk McWanker (ranked 2801 p4p, 3749 weight class) and Jobber Yomero (ranked 324 p4p, 0 weight class). McWanker comes to the cage accompanied by Im A Wanker. This should be a great matchup!
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Big heart |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerk McWanker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jobber Yomero!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Yomero misses its intended target.
McWanker closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Yomero quickly recovers to half guard.
McWanker working the head and body with strikes.
Yomero looking for submissions off his back.
McWanker trying to mount his opponent but Yomero defends it.
McWanker is looking for a kimura here.
Yomero wants to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yomero is trying to control but can't.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWanker is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Yomero doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McWanker.
Yomero should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Yomero wants to get back to full guard but McWanker has mounted him!
McWanker has control of Yomero's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Yomero regains control of the situation pretty easily.
McWanker goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Yomero is on top in guard.
Yomero seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWanker looking to control.
Yomero is fighting to break McWanker's control of his arms but McWanker is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
McWanker lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Yomero has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. McWanker is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Yomero.
McWanker wants to control but Yomero is keeping him busy.
McWanker tries for a kimura but Yomero is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWanker is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Yomero is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McWanker creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Yomero tries to buck McWanker off but McWanker is having none of it.
McWanker is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Yomero knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Yomero tries to buck McWanker off but McWanker is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWanker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Yomero tries to bench press McWanker off him but McWanker keeps the position.
Yomero manages to work his way to half guard, despite McWanker's best efforts.
McWanker prevents Yomero from improving his position.
McWanker wants to control but Yomero is keeping him busy.
Yomero trying to control from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWanker content to control rather than advance.
McWanker is trying to control the action in half guard but Yomero is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jerk McWanker dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
McWanker dodges the punch combination from Yomero.
McWanker attempts a counter takedown but Yomero avoids it well and moves away.
Decent striking displayed by Yomero there.
Yomero connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McWanker momentarily.
McWanker darts in trying to clinch
and Yomero cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
No luck for McWanker with that takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yomero misses with an uppercut. McWanker saw that one coming.
McWanker attempts a counter takedown but Yomero avoids it well and moves away.
A nice combination there by Yomero.
Yomero throws a hook but McWanker avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWanker closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
McWanker is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Yomero doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McWanker.
McWanker escapes and gets back to his feet.
Yomero lands with a good body shot.
Yomero lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McWanker circles away quickly and effectively.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McWanker is defended easily by Yomero.
McWanker looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yomero throws a lazy uppercut
and McWanker counters with a nice double leg into guard.
McWanker landing some decent shots from guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWanker controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWanker sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Yomero's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWanker is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
McWanker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Jerk McWanker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McWanker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yomero is looking for a sweep. McWanker is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McWanker is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Yomero is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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