PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Nick Tartle (ranked 24965 p4p, 5290 weight class) and Liquid Fart (ranked 577 p4p, 515 weight class). Fart has chosen visitation as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Tartle
vs
Fart

191 cm
21
200
6 - 4 - 0

185 cm
20
185
3 - 1 - 0

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Great elbows
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick Tartle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Liquid Fart!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, John Kavanagh and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Left hook, right uppercut from Tartle.

Tartle fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fart, pushing him back against the cage.
Fart softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tartle blocking some punches.
Fart keeps control of Tartle as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Tartle lands a hook that snaps the head of Fart backwards.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fart creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fart misses with an elbow over the top.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fart blocks a body shot from Tartle.
Fart working aggressively here.
Tartle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fart misses with a body punch.
Tartle lands a body shot in the clinch.

Tartle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tartle with a nice calf kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tartle. That's going to slow Fart down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tartle displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fart throws out the jab.

Tartle has Fart up against the cage in a clinch.
Tartle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tartle tries to work over Fart's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tartle tries to circle away but Fart has him pinned against the cage.
Tartle avoids the elbow strike from Fart, against the cage.
Fart fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fart.
Fart doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fart tries to circle away but Tartle has him pinned against the cage.
Fart misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tartle misses with some punches.
Tartle blocks a body shot from Fart.
Fart misses with the head strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fart misses with some punches.
Tartle tries a knee to the head but Fart blocks it.
Fart misses with a punch to the body.
Fart with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Fart lands a nice uppercut.
Fart lands with a right to the head.
Tartle has Fart pushed against the cage.
Fart lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tartle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tartle.
A head punch on the inside from Fart fails to land.
Fart misses with some punches.
Tartle lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Liquid Fart will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A jab from Fart misses.
Tartle takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A slow jab from Fart misses its intended target.
Fart with a jab.
Fart misses with a lunging right hand
and Tartle counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tartle scores with a push kick.
Fart throws a body punch but Tartle moves out of range.
Tartle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tartle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tartle jabs Fart right on the nose. Fart blinks but takes it well.
Fart moves out of range as Tartle strikes.
Tartle looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tartle slips a straight right by Fart.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tartle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fart swings away with a body shot that misses
and Tartle counters with a right hand to the body.
Tartle blocks a jab.
Fart bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Fart fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fart jabs Tartle right on the nose. Tartle blinks but takes it well.
A leg kick checked by Tartle.
Tartle takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fart misses with a straight left.
Tartle lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A swing and a miss from Fart.
Fart misses with a looping left.
Tartle scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fart misses with a low kick.
Tartle is looking to counter the offense by Fart and move into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fart avoids the body shot from Tartle.
Tartle shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fart looks to land a right hand but Tartle moved out of range.
Fart dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tartle misses with a two punch combination.
Tartle throws a hook to the side of Fart's head but Fart sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It seemed like Fart was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nick Tartle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tartle takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Tartle is rocked!
Fart connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Tartle out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.