PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bone Breaker (ranked 537 p4p, 964 weight class) and Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski (ranked 74 p4p, 123 weight class). Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski has chosen Meet Fran as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Breaker
vs
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski

173 cm
29
185
15 - 6 - 0

189 cm
28
197
14 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KOMBAT KLOTHING
Wrestler Wayfare

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bone Breaker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Trevor Gratis and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Breaker takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Breaker moves away from the strike by Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Breaker throws a big shot that misses.
Breaker misses with a takedown attempt - Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Breaker tries for a takedown but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski circles away easily
and Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Breaker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Breaker shoots for a takedown but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bone Breaker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with a looping left.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Breaker changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Breaker fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski avoids it really well and circles away.
Breaker misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Breaker will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Breaker.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Breaker misses with a takedown attempt
and Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Bone Breaker has been cut.
Breaker closes this distance looking for a takedown but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski circles away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Breaker.
Breaker is breathing heavily.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski connects with a right hand. Breaker shakes it off.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski connects with a body shot.
Breaker shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski sprawls well. Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Breaker gets slowly back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski connects with a crisp jab.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski lands a jab to Breaker's midsection.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Breaker walks straight into a right hand from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski - that's dropped him! Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Breaker from any more punishment! Breaker complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski!
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski is the new middleweight champion!
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.