PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexandria OcasioCortez (ranked 1433 p4p, 569 weight class) and Thomas English (ranked 93 p4p, 35 weight class). English is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Muffin Man. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

OcasioCortez
vs
English

206 cm
32
280
21 - 17 - 0

194 cm
23
300
8 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

30th Century Beer Store
Sakura Style

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alexandria OcasioCortez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thomas English!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paulsen Ambrosius and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
English keeps the fight on the outside.
English tries a head kick but it misses.
Alexandria OcasioCortez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

OcasioCortez moves into the clinch.
OcasioCortez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
English tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from English.
OcasioCortez misses with an elbow over the top.
English lands with a right to the head.
English works on OcasioCortez's body with a couple of short punches.
English lands a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from English - that landed with a thud.
OcasioCortez is breathing heavily.
English scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from English.
English lands a body shot in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from English.

English breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
English has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
English thuds a left hand into OcasioCortez's body.
OcasioCortez ducks under a wild hook from English.
English scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
OcasioCortez wants to clinch up but English keeps it at a distance.
English lands a front kick.
English jabs OcasioCortez to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.

English drops OcasioCortez with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but OcasioCortez looks back up at him and smiles so English waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

It looks like Alexandria OcasioCortez has been cut.
OcasioCortez ducks under a wild hook from English.
English weaves into range and cracks OcasioCortez right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! OcasioCortez goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! English is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Thomas English!
Thomas English managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, 30th Century Beer Store, into his post fight interview.