PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Livver Sardino (ranked 2697 p4p, 1694 weight class) and Austin Stevens (ranked 307 p4p, 214 weight class). Sardino's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Tom MacDonald - "People r stupid, PRIMAL clothing isn't"". Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sardino
vs
Stevens

189 cm
24
190
5 - 1 - 0

182 cm
23
195
7 - 5 - 0

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World class boxer
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
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Wrestler Wayfare

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Livver Sardino!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Austin Stevens!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Paul Tew and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stevens cracks a nice hook into Sardino's ribs.
Stevens will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sardino blocks the body kick.
Stevens throws a leg kick that is checked
and Sardino counters with a left to the body.
Stevens lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Sardino moves out of range of the strikes.
Sardino throwing a counter right hand but Stevens manages to avoid it.
Stevens fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stevens misses the shot to the body.
Stevens keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Sardino looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Stevens throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nice uppercut lands for Sardino. That snapped Stevens's head back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stevens connects with a body shot that sends Sardino's belly button to the back.
Stevens looks to score with a jab to the body but Sardino is just out of range.
A punch combination from Stevens misses.
Stevens misses with a lunging right hand
and Sardino counters with a straight right hand.
Sardino lands a jab to the nose.
Stevens has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sardino finds it's way round the side to connect with Stevens's head.
Stevens tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sardino was well out of range. Poor timing from Stevens.
As Stevens tries to get set, Sardino tries to push him back and clinch up but Stevens manages to avoid the attempt.
Stevens throws a lazy uppercut
and Sardino counters with a stiff right hand.
Stevens takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sardino punishes Stevens's body with a nice straight punch.
Sardino misses with a wild body shot.
Stevens looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stevens throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Stevens throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Stevens throws a body shot but no joy.
Austin Stevens seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sardino moves out of range as Stevens strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Sardino on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Stevens misses with a body punch
and Sardino counters with a nice uppercut.
Sardino throws a chopping leg kick but Stevens manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sardino.
Sardino takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Stevens throws a head kick that misses
and Sardino counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A shot to the liver by Stevens. Beautiful body shot.
Stevens takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sardino throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A low kick from Stevens misses
and Sardino counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Stevens scores with a jab to the head.
Stevens throws a combination that misses
and Sardino counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A leg kick checked by Stevens.
Stevens on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Stevens swings widly with a right hand
and Sardino counters with a straight right hand.

Stevens is rocked!
Stevens misses with a left hand
and Sardino counters with a big right hand! Oh Stevens is in trouble here! Sardino follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Livver Sardino!
Post fight, Livver Sardino took to the microphone: 'I've been here a time or two. Just humming that familiar tune. Its all I ever think or do. Next time come with the whole crew and you still wouldnt know what to do.'.