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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Luis Palhares (ranked 514 p4p, 698 weight class) and Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd (ranked 62 p4p, 81 weight class). Palhares comes to the cage accompanied by Right On/ Showcore. Nerdspoof The 3rd has chosen Loser as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Luis Palhares!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Colin Fotheringham and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palhares lands with a thumping leg kick.
Palhares throws a head kick that misses.
Palhares looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Palhares gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Palhares bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Palhares throws a low kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd moves out of range easily.
Palhares throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Palhares lands a leg kick that knocks Nerdspoof The 3rd off balance momentarily.
Nerdspoof The 3rd connects with a nice looking jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A jab lands there for Nerdspoof The 3rd.
Palhares swings for the body but Nerdspoof The 3rd moves out of range.
Nerdspoof The 3rd takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Palhares keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Palhares takes one on the button.
Palhares walks into a left hand.
Palhares attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands a nice looking body shot.
Palhares fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd is out of range.
Palhares takes one to the side of the head.
Palhares drops his hands momentarily and Nerdspoof The 3rd takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Palhares had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Palhares misses with a body shot.
Nerdspoof The 3rd blocks a low kick nicely.
It seemed like Nerdspoof The 3rd was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nerdspoof The 3rd on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Palhares. Palhares obviously looking to wear him down.
Palhares misses with a low kick.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands the left hand.
Palhares misses with a body shot.
Nerdspoof The 3rd with a nice cross.
Palhares swinging wildly here.
Nerdspoof The 3rd connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Palhares momentarily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Palhares. Nerdspoof The 3rd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nerdspoof The 3rd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Palhares moves away.
Palhares swinging wildly here.
Nerdspoof The 3rd swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Donk. Nerdspoof The 3rd catches Palhares right on the button with a cross.
Palhares throws a chopping leg kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Palhares with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A cross from Nerdspoof The 3rd lands.
Palhares drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Palhares is rocked!
Nerdspoof The 3rd throws a body punch but Palhares moves out of range.
Palhares was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Oh Palhares is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Nerdspoof The 3rd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Palhares seems to have got his legs back now.
Nerdspoof The 3rd with a hook.
Palhares throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A clash of legs there as Nerdspoof The 3rd blocks the low kick.
Palhares stalks Nerdspoof The 3rd and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Nerdspoof The 3rd's face. Nerdspoof The 3rd staggers backwards, shaken.
Nerdspoof The 3rd connects with a crisp jab.
Nerdspoof The 3rd might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Palhares walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Palhares shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Palhares missing with a left hand there. Nerdspoof The 3rd was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A shot to the liver by Palhares. Beautiful body shot.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands with an overhand left.
The crowd cheers as Nerdspoof The 3rd lands an impressive looking overhand right. Palhares doesn't seem phased though.
Nerdspoof The 3rd slips a jab from Palhares.
Nerdspoof The 3rd dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nerdspoof The 3rd ducks under a wild hook from Palhares.
Nerdspoof The 3rd ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Palhares throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a nice right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands with a good body shot.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Palhares closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Palhares.
It looks like Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd has been cut.
Nerdspoof The 3rd has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
A low kick from Palhares is predictable there
and Nerdspoof The 3rd counters with a stiff right hand.
Palhares swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Palhares lands a head shot.
Nerdspoof The 3rd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Palhares.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Palhares moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Luis Palhares seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Palhares throws a jab when Nerdspoof The 3rd was well out of range.
Nerdspoof The 3rd connects with a right hand. Palhares shakes it off.
Palhares lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Palhares throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nerdspoof The 3rd with a hook.
Nerdspoof The 3rd misses with a wild body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Nerdspoof The 3rd there.
Nerdspoof The 3rd throws a body shot but no joy.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands a jab to the nose.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nerdspoof The 3rd. Palhares does a little dance to reset his feet.
Palhares throws a head kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd moves out of range.
Palhares waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nerdspoof The 3rd.
Nice straight punches there by Nerdspoof The 3rd. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Nerdspoof The 3rd.
Nerdspoof The 3rd takes a swing at Palhares's ribcage but misses.
Palhares looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Nerdspoof The 3rd throws out a powerful jab.
Palhares uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nerdspoof The 3rd.
Palhares has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Palhares there as he acknowledges the shot.
Palhares turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Palhares throws a low kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd avoids it.
Palhares misses with a double jab
and Nerdspoof The 3rd counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Palhares takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Palhares lands a head shot.
Nerdspoof The 3rd tests Palhares's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Palhares does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A lazy left from Nerdspoof The 3rd finds it's target.
Nerdspoof The 3rd throws a body shot but no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands a body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Palhares 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Nerdspoof The 3rd stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palhares.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands with a straight right. Palhares didn't see that one coming.
Nerdspoof The 3rd on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Palhares digs a good hook to Nerdspoof The 3rd's body.
Palhares lands a nice looking body shot.
Nerdspoof The 3rd tests Palhares's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nerdspoof The 3rd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Palhares was well out of range. Poor timing from Nerdspoof The 3rd.
Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Good exchange - Palhares coming out on top.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nerdspoof The 3rd connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Palhares momentarily.
Palhares swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Palhares swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Palhares ducks right into an uppercut from Nerdspoof The 3rd.
Nerdspoof The 3rd ducks under a wild hook from Palhares.
Palhares takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Palhares throws a looping overhand right but Nerdspoof The 3rd ducks down to avoid it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd throws out a counter right but Palhares avoids it with no problem.
Nerdspoof The 3rd takes one to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nerdspoof The 3rd throws a body punch but Palhares moves out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Palhares.
Palhares avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nerdspoof The 3rd throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Palhares on the side of the head.
Nerdspoof The 3rd throws an overhand right that lands on Palhares's shoulder, as Palhares tries to avoid the shot.
A little feinted left hand from Palhares on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Palhares's hands.
Nerdspoof The 3rd avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Palhares swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Palhares throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a nice head shot.
Nerdspoof The 3rd fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Palhares lands a nice shot that snaps Nerdspoof The 3rd's head back.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Palhares might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Palhares fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nerdspoof The 3rd manages to avoid it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd throws out a counter right but Palhares avoids it with no problem.
Palhares thows a left - swing and a miss!
Palhares looks to score with a jab to the body but Nerdspoof The 3rd is just out of range.
Nerdspoof The 3rd slips a straight right by Palhares.
Nerdspoof The 3rd has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nerdspoof The 3rd ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Palhares is looking to slow Nerdspoof The 3rd down with leg kicks.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Jab from Nerdspoof The 3rd.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Nerdspoof The 3rd blocks the low kick.
A big left from Palhares misses.
Palhares keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Palhares takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nerdspoof The 3rd swings for the body but Palhares moves out of range.
Palhares went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Palhares staying out of range there.
Nerdspoof The 3rd moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Palhares tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Nerdspoof The 3rd is able to avoid easily.
Palhares lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nerdspoof The 3rd smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Palhares throws a hook but Nerdspoof The 3rd blocks it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nerdspoof The 3rd slips a straight right by Palhares.
Palhares throws a big shot that misses.
A little jabbing left from Nerdspoof The 3rd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Palhares throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands a jab.
Nerdspoof The 3rd ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Palhares walks into a left hand.
Nerdspoof The 3rd with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palhares gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Palhares uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nerdspoof The 3rd.
Nerdspoof The 3rd with a hook.
Palhares walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Palhares throws a hook but Nerdspoof The 3rd blocks it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd throws out a counter right but Palhares avoids it with no problem.
Nerdspoof The 3rd's corner calls for a 1-2. Nerdspoof The 3rd obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Nerdspoof The 3rd wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Palhares scores with a jab to the jaw.
Palhares tries to move into range but Nerdspoof The 3rd moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Nerdspoof The 3rd cracks Palhares with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Palhares misses with a low kick.
Nerdspoof The 3rd drops Palhares with a big left hand! Palhares is injured, injured bad! Nerdspoof The 3rd jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd!
A very excited looking Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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