PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darrell Darkins (ranked 3350 p4p, 3899 weight class) and Sigandi Legend Timo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Darkins's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Throne. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Darkins
vs
Timo

171 cm
23
295
2 - 0 - 0

150 cm
26
300
11 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Darrell Darkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sigandi Legend Timo!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Winston Howard and Ben Hemmingworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Timo throws a hook to the side of Darkins's head but Darkins sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Darkins is looking to counter punch.
Timo throws a lazy right hand but Darkins sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Timo misses with a looping right.
It looked like Darkins wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Darkins scores with a nice strike.

Darkins darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Darkins has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Darkins! Timo is hurt baaadly! Darkins is firing away with more strikes - Timo is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darrell Darkins!
A very excited looking Darrell Darkins made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.