PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between You Gay (ranked 4058 p4p, 25727 weight class) and Serial Sandoval (ranked 432 p4p, 0 weight class). Serial Sandoval is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Gay
vs
Sandoval

180 cm
18
204
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
18
209
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, You Gay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Serial Sandoval!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Richard Clark and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gay throws a lazy uppercut
and Sandoval counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gay bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sandoval's head.

It looks like Serial Sandoval has been cut.
Sandoval cracks Gay with a good jab.
Gay misses with a left hand
and Sandoval counters with a nice uppercut.
Sandoval lands a head shot.
Gay throws a lazy uppercut
and Sandoval counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gay swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Sandoval counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gay flashes Sandoval a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Sandoval's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Sandoval crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Gay punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). You Gay!
You Gay decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.