PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spenser Swagger (ranked 1191 p4p, 1626 weight class) and Al Bundy (ranked 142 p4p, 209 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Swagger
vs
Bundy

191 cm
24
238
7 - 4 - 0

190 cm
24
272
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Fast

Conquest Nutrition™ (160Q) $97

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Spenser Swagger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Al Bundy!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, David Schapiro and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Swagger as Bundy shoots in.
A little feinted left hand from Swagger on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bundy goes for a double leg but Swagger avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Swagger continues to drive forward.

Bundy closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Swagger's guard.
Swagger is looking to stand back up but Bundy counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Swagger.
Swagger is trying to stand up here but Bundy is controlling him well.

Bundy is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Bundy in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Swagger tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Bundy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Al Bundy!
A very excited looking Al Bundy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.