PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Frankie Logan (ranked 513 p4p, 528 weight class) and Anabolic Asteroid (ranked 63 p4p, 65 weight class). Logan comes to the cage accompanied by The Evil Scotsman. Asteroid has chosen For Heavy Metal we will die! as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Logan
vs
Asteroid

178 cm
38
157
32 - 15 - 4

171 cm
35
156
29 - 13 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Kersikov's Vitamin Clinic (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 15 - 4, fighting out of Sydney, Frankie Logan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anabolic Asteroid!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid scoring well with a low kick there.
Logan throws the left hand but Asteroid avoids the punch easily.
Logan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Asteroid has time to react.
Logan lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Asteroid at a distance.
Asteroid throws out a loose jab but Logan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Logan misses with a looping right.
Asteroid attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Logan on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Asteroid pivots, looking for a leg kick but Logan is out of range and Asteroid settles back down.
Asteroid throws a looping overhand right but Logan ducks down to avoid it.
Asteroid has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Logan throws a body shot but no joy.
Logan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Asteroid makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Logan fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Asteroid misses with a looping right.
Logan connects with a solid leg kick.
Asteroid throws out a leg kick but Logan moves out of range and Asteroid only half commits.
Asteroid misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asteroid misses with an uppercut. Logan saw that one coming.
Asteroid tries to bum rush Logan with a series of wild strikes but Logan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Logan misses the jab.
Asteroid displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Logan throws out the jab.
Asteroid fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Logan checks it well.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Asteroid throws a front kick aimed at Logan's knee but Logan avoids it well.
Logan fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Logan throws a hook to the side of Asteroid's head but Asteroid sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Logan throws a hook but Asteroid avoids it easily.
Asteroid slips under a jab from Logan.
A lazy left from Logan finds it's target.
Logan throws a shot from downtown. Asteroid moves away and avoids it.
Asteroid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Logan.
An attempted straight right counter from Logan misses the target.
Asteroid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Logan moves away.
Asteroid throws a sloppy head kick and Logan moves out of range easily.
Asteroid motions for Logan to come forward. Asteroid throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A shot to the liver by Logan. Beautiful body shot.
That kick from Logan tenderised Asteroid's leg. Asteroid is trying to keep his angry face on.
Asteroid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Logan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Asteroid was well out of range. Poor timing from Logan.
Asteroid ducks under a wild hook from Logan.
Asteroid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Logan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Asteroid.
Logan misses with a straight right.
Asteroid misses with a straight right.
Logan swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Asteroid throws a jab when Logan was well out of range.
Logan has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Far-Q Fight Club in the buildup to the fight.
Logan drops his hands momentarily and Asteroid takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asteroid throws a front kick aimed at Logan's knee but Logan avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Logan throws a leg kick but Asteroid sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Asteroid throws a shot from downtown. Logan moves away and avoids it.
Asteroid lands with a thumping leg kick.
Logan stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a lazy right hand but Logan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Some bone on bone action there as Asteroid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Donk. Asteroid catches Logan right on the button with a cross.
Asteroid throws a jab but it's blocked by Logan.
Logan swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.
Logan blocks a leg kick.
Logan appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Logan dips to his left and cracks Asteroid with an uppercut!
Asteroid thuds his right hand into Logan's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Logan connects with a jab.
A jab from Logan misses.
Logan fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Asteroid.
Logan lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Asteroid circles away quickly and effectively.
Logan connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Asteroid fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Logan manages to avoid it.
Logan misses with an uppercut. Asteroid saw that one coming.
A bone on bone clash there as Asteroid blocks the leg kick.
Asteroid throws a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Logan lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A slow jab from Asteroid misses its intended target.
Logan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Asteroid! But no joy.
Asteroid misses with a wild combination.
Logan appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Asteroid checks a leg kick nicely.
Logan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Logan defending well as Asteroid loads up on a big left hand.
Asteroid throws a body shot but no joy.
Logan throws a shot from downtown. Asteroid moves away and avoids it.
Logan's corner calls for a 1-2. Logan obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Asteroid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That kick from Logan tenderised Asteroid's leg. Asteroid is trying to keep his angry face on.
Logan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Asteroid lands a right hook to the body.
Logan looks to land a right hand but Asteroid moved out of range.
Logan checks the leg kick nicely there.
Nice defenses there by Logan.
Some bone on bone action there as Logan checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Asteroid slips under a jab from Logan.
Logan dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Asteroid. That did some damage!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Logan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Asteroid.
Logan walks into a stiff left hand from Asteroid.
Asteroid's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Asteroid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Logan lands a nice leg kick that just misses Asteroid's sensitive parts.
Asteroid is looking to score with low kicks.
Logan will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Logan throws a low kick, looking for Asteroid's leg but Asteroid calmly moves out of range.
Asteroid throws a leg kick but Logan moved away.
Asteroid throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Logan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Asteroid connects with a jab.
A jab from Asteroid misses.

Asteroid clinches with his opponent.
Asteroid unloads a knee to the mid-section. Logan lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Asteroid misses with a punch on the inside.
Asteroid throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Logan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Logan throws out a loose jab but Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Asteroid connects with a body shot that sends Logan's belly button to the back.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Logan lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Asteroid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Asteroid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Asteroid misses with an uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Anabolic Asteroid will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Asteroid fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Logan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
That kick from Asteroid tenderised Logan's leg. Logan is trying to keep his angry face on.
Asteroid is looking to chop away at Logan's legs.
Asteroid with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Asteroid tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Logan manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Logan throws a leg kick but Asteroid moved away.
Asteroid with a nice calf kick.
Logan misses the shot to the body.
Asteroid lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Logan fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Asteroid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice defenses there by Asteroid.
Asteroid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A punch combination from Asteroid misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asteroid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A right-left combo lands from Logan.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Logan throws a shot from downtown. Asteroid moves away and avoids it.
Asteroid connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Logan's hands.
Logan misses with a hook.
Asteroid scoring well with a low kick there.
Asteroid pivots, looking for a leg kick but Logan is out of range and Asteroid settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Logan.
Asteroid scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Asteroid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Logan throws a low kick but it's checked well by Asteroid.
Asteroid takes a swing at Logan's ribcage but misses.
Logan throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Asteroid clobbers Logan with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Asteroid lands a nice shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Asteroid.
Logan needs to keep his hands up - Asteroid had a free shot at his head there.
Asteroid tries to clinch but Logan moves out of range.
Logan throwing a counter right hand but Asteroid manages to avoid it.
Logan connects with an inside leg kick.
Asteroid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A clash of legs there as Logan blocks the low kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Logan misses the target.
Logan takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Asteroid connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Logan needs to keep his hands up - Asteroid had a free shot at his head there.
Asteroid fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Logan scores with a jab. Asteroid acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Logan is looking to score with low kicks.
Asteroid is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Logan with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid scores with a jab to the body.
Logan throws a quick inside leg kick.
Logan throws an overhand right that lands on Asteroid's shoulder, as Asteroid tries to avoid the shot.
Logan tries to move into range but Asteroid moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Logan defending well as Asteroid loads up on a big left hand.
Logan misses with an uppercut.
Logan's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Asteroid connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Logan scrambles back to his feet.
A big right from Logan misses.
Logan throws a lazy right hand but Asteroid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Logan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Asteroid tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Logan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Asteroid fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Logan checks it well.
Logan swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Asteroid lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Logan has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Logan and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Logan blocks a low kick nicely.
Logan moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Asteroid swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Logan lands a nice leg kick that just misses Asteroid's sensitive parts.
Asteroid connects with a body shot.
Logan moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Logan lands a jab.
Asteroid missing with a left hand there. Logan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Asteroid misses with a head kick.
Logan tries to move into range but Asteroid moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Asteroid takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Logan misses with a double jab.
Asteroid moves out of range of the leg kick from Logan.
Logan backing away here, and Asteroid unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Asteroid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Asteroid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anabolic Asteroid seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Asteroid moves out of range of the strikes.
Logan with a nice cross.
Logan lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Logan connects with a solid leg kick.
Logan lands a jab.
Asteroid looks to score with a jab to the body but Logan is just out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Asteroid thuds a left hand into Logan's body.
Logan throws a good cross that connects.
A big left from Asteroid misses.
Logan misses with a hook. Asteroid ducked under it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Logan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Asteroid throws out the jab.
Nice defenses there by Asteroid.
Logan throws a big shot that misses.
Logan connects with a leg kick.
Logan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Asteroid.
Asteroid fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Logan manages to avoid it.
Logan digs a good hook to Asteroid's body.
Asteroid on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Asteroid moves into range and connects with a jab.
Logan with the inside leg kick.
Asteroid keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Asteroid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Logan. That did some damage!
Logan throws out a leg kick but Asteroid moves out of range and Logan only half commits.
Asteroid looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Logan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Asteroid throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Logan stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Asteroid checks a leg kick.
Asteroid throws a body shot but no joy.
Asteroid misses with a low kick as Logan jumps back.
Asteroid lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Logan misses with a body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Anabolic Asteroid will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Asteroid throws a nice outside leg kick.
Frankie Logan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Logan throws a looping overhand right but Asteroid ducks down to avoid it.
Logan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A big left from Asteroid misses.
Logan slips a straight right by Asteroid.
Asteroid tries to score with a low kick but Logan moves his leg out of the way.
Asteroid takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Asteroid throws a combination. Logan tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Asteroid tries to clinch but Logan moves out of range.
Asteroid lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Asteroid throws a right and a left that Logan avoids nicely.
Asteroid avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Asteroid appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asteroid cracks Logan with a right hand to the side of the head.
Asteroid attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Asteroid lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Logan circles away quickly and effectively.
Asteroid wants to clinch up but Logan keeps it at a distance.
Logan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Logan throws a low kick but Asteroid avoids it.
Logan avoids the head kick by Asteroid.
Logan connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Logan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Asteroid's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Asteroid duly obliges.
Logan throws a lazy right hand but Asteroid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
It seemed like Asteroid was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Logan looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Logan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Logan lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Asteroid throws an off balance right hand
and Logan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Asteroid connects with a nice looking jab.
Logan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Asteroid sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Logan slips a straight right by Asteroid.
Asteroid tries to land a leg kick but Logan saw it coming and moves away.
Logan tried to counter with a leg kick but Asteroid avoided it.
Logan connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Asteroid momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asteroid lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Logan checks a low kick from Asteroid.
Asteroid misses with a right hand
and Logan counters with a good low kick that Asteroid was not able to check.
Asteroid blocks a jab.
Asteroid fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Logan checks it well.
Asteroid has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Logan finds it's way round the side to connect with Asteroid's head.
Asteroid slips under a jab from Logan.
Logan takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a quick inside leg kick.
Asteroid tries to score with a low kick but Logan moves his leg out of the way.
Asteroid digs a good body shot into Logan's ribs.
Asteroid staying out of range there.
Asteroid lands the left hand.
Logan takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Logan tries to keep at a distance but Asteroid has taken the fight into the clinch.

Logan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Logan throws a leg kick which misses Asteroid's front leg but catches the back leg as Asteroid tries to avoid it.
Logan takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Logan throws a hook but Asteroid avoids it easily.
A jab from Asteroid misses.
It looked like Logan wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Logan scores with a hook.
Logan misses with a low kick as Asteroid jumps back.
Logan throws a leg kick but Asteroid sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Asteroid throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Logan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Asteroid throws out the jab.
Logan half committed to a counter leg kick.
Logan throws a leg kick
and Asteroid counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Asteroid checks a leg kick.
Logan throws a chopping leg kick but Asteroid manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Asteroid throws out a loose jab but Logan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Logan lands a lovely overhand right.
Asteroid moves into range and connects with a jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Asteroid.
Logan checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A solid leg kick lands there for Asteroid.
Logan misses with a low kick.
Asteroid loads up on a big right hand but Logan slips the punch.
Asteroid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Logan walks into a left hand.
Asteroid ducks under a wild hook from Logan.
Logan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
Logan buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Logan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asteroid lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Asteroid connects with a solid leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Logan misses with a wild body shot.
Logan throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Asteroid throws out a counter right but Logan avoids it with no problem.
Logan on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Logan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Asteroid.
Logan throws a nice outside leg kick.
Logan works the jab nicely.
Logan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Asteroid scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Asteroid tests Logan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Logan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Logan throws a hook but Asteroid avoids it easily.
Asteroid throws a low kick but it's checked well by Logan.
Asteroid keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Logan.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Logan misses with an uppercut. Asteroid saw that one coming.
Asteroid changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A clash of legs there as Logan blocks the low kick.
Asteroid throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Asteroid moves out of range of the leg kick from Logan.

And that's the end of the fight!
Anabolic Asteroid comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Asteroid has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anabolic Asteroid!
A relieved looking Anabolic Asteroid thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.