PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Virgulino Lampiaun (ranked 2303 p4p, 2375 weight class) and Josef Stallin (ranked 133 p4p, 93 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Lampiaun
vs
Stallin

198 cm
19
276
3 - 1 - 0

185 cm
19
234
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Experienced

BANZAI NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Virgulino Lampiaun!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Josef Stallin!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lampiaun pushes Stallin up against the cage in a clinch.
Stallin should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
A short left from Lampiaun.
Stallin fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Stallin tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Stallin tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Lampiaun smiles and moves away.
Virgulino Lampiaun has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Josef Stallin.

Lampiaun gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Stallin jumps guard but Lampiaun stands there with Stallin around his waist. Stallin gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Stallin jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Lampiaun walks away with a smile on his face. Stallin gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Stallin takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jab from Stallin.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stallin throws a big shot that misses.
A big left from Stallin misses.
Lampiaun looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Stallin misses with a looping right.

Lampiaun has closed the distance and engaged Stallin in a clinch.
Stallin swings wildly with an uppercut but Lampiaun uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lampiaun lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stallin.
A nice left hand lands by Lampiaun.
Stallin tries to pull guard but Lampiaun won't allow it.
Lampiaun scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lampiaun lands with a short punch from the clinch.

It looks like Josef Stallin has been cut.
Lampiaun lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Stallin looks winded!
Lampiaun lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lampiaun creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Stallin with a big uppercut! Stallin tries to clinch up but Lampiaun pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Stallin to the mat! Stallin covers up and Lampiaun unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Virgulino Lampiaun!
A victorious Virgulino Lampiaun thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.