PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Isopaa Mfer (ranked 101 p4p, 505 weight class) and Thomas English (ranked 13 p4p, 35 weight class). English is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Muffin Man. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Mfer
vs
English

202 cm
30
309
19 - 9 - 0

194 cm
23
300
9 - 2 - 0

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World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Isopaa Mfer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thomas English!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Nard Betker and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mfer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
English connects with a right hand. Mfer shakes it off.
Mfer darts in looking for a takedown but English gets double underhooks and turns Mfer into the cage.
English stops a takedown attempt from Mfer.
English stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
English works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Mfer is breathing heavily.
English misses with a short punch on the inside.
English softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from English.
English swings wildly with an uppercut but Mfer uses good head movement to avoid it.
English lands a body punch in the clinch.
English lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
English lands a shoulder strike.
English lands a left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
English lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
English tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mfer's elbow.
English lands a body punch in the clinch.
I was talking to Mfer's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
English lands a body shot.

English breaks the clinch.
English jabs Mfer to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.

English sends Mfer crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! English is motioning to the referee to let Mfer up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

It looks like Isopaa Mfer has been cut.
Mfer moves out of range as English strikes.
English with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mfer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Good leg kick by English.
English lands an uppercut, right on the button! Mfer tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Thomas English!
Thomas English is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Thomas English made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Sakura Style and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.