PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerk McWanker (ranked 2941 p4p, 4200 weight class) and Jordan Jansen (ranked 339 p4p, 0 weight class). McWanker comes to the cage accompanied by Im A Wanker. Jerk McWanker has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

McWanker
vs
Jansen

190 cm
25
210
4 - 2 - 0

195 cm
18
218
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerk McWanker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jordan Jansen!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Steve Smith and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McWanker shoots in and bounces Jansen off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
McWanker looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
McWanker cracks Jansen with a solid left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWanker pushing down on Jansen's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Jansen trying to control here.

McWanker maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Jansen could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but McWanker has cracked it and Jansen is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by McWanker!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'.