PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jihadi John (ranked 4216 p4p, 4047 weight class) and Adrian Ares (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adrian Ares is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

John
vs
Ares

180 cm
18
171
0 - 0 - 0

183 cm
25
167
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
KO power

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Conquest Nutrition™ (160Q) $48

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jihadi John!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Adrian Ares!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ares throws a lazy uppercut
and John counters with a nice leg kick.
Ares smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
John steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ares.
Ares throws an uppercut from half a mile away. John sees it coming and avoids it easily.
John moves out of range of the strikes.
Ares ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Ares looks to land a right hand but John moved out of range.
John moves out of range as Ares strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ares connects with a crisp jab.
John defending well as Ares loads up on a big left hand.
John was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A looping hook to the body misses from John. Ares does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ares misses with a left hand
and John counters with a big head kick but Ares shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ares misses with an uppercut. John saw that one coming.
A big left from John misses.
A jab lands there for Ares.
John throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Ares counters with a nice uppercut.
Ares thows a left - swing and a miss!
A quick step to the side and John tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ares might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Ares thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ares looks to throw the jab but John is out of range.
John throws a sloppy body shot
and John takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

John is rocked!
Ares lands a body shot.
Oh John is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
John misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ares counters with a huge left! John is in big trouble! He's backing up but Ares isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save John from any more damage. A dominating finish by Ares!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adrian Ares!