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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick Ness (ranked 1813 p4p, 682 weight class) and Hail Satan (ranked 221 p4p, 88 weight class). Ness's entrance music is Cocaine. A fine choice. This should be fireworks!
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3 - 1 - 0 |
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7 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rick Ness!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hail Satan!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Sosuke Kotani and Kenichi Hosakawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ness shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Satan counters with a nice uppercut.
Ness walks into a jab.
Ness is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Satan's half guard.
Ness is keen to just control but Satan is a slippery customer.
Ness perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ness is trying to control. Satan wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Satan really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Ness. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Satan has his hands clasped together around Ness's back. He's all about the action.
Ness is pressing down on Satan's thigh, looking to free his foot. Satan is holding on for now.
Satan told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ness missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ness throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Ness connects with a nice short shot to Satan's temple.
Ness takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Satan can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan is trying is best to control the position here.
Ness lands strikes from half guard.
Ness thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Satan is staying active underneath Ness, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Ness looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Satan is holding on to half guard well.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Ness lands a nice short elbow.
Ness throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Ness is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Ness throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Ness lands with a punch from half guard.
Ness missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Ness content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ness looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Ness trying to control from Satan's half guard. Satan has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Ness has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Ness content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Ness controlling from the top position.
Ness with a flurry of punches that miss.
Satan is looking to stand up but Ness isn't so interested in that idea.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ness is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Ness trying to control the position from guard on top but Satan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Satan scrambles and gets back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ness tries for a takedown but Satan circles away easily
and Satan counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ness misses with a takedown
and Satan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rick Ness. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Ness.
Ness uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satan.
Ness shoots in looking for a takedown but Satan manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Ness's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Ness tries for a takedown but Satan sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ness looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Ness changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Satan tries to avoid it but Ness manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Satan to the ground. Satan escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Ness shoots for a takedown but Satan saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Satan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ness fails with a takedown attempt.
Ness is trying hard to land a takedown here. Satan sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Satan doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satan lands with a shot to the body.
Ness shoots in for a takedown but Satan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Ness looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Satan misses.
Ness is breathing heavily.
Ness with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Satan to counter with a crisp jab.
Ness shoots in but no luck this time.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Satan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Rick Ness seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ness tries for a takedown but Satan circles away easily
and Ness takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Satan scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Satan digs a good body shot into Ness's ribs.
Satan lands a nice looking body shot.
Ness fails with the takedown
and Satan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ness misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Satan throws a hook but Ness blocks it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hail Satan dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Ness has his takedown stuffed
and Satan counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Satan enables Ness to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Satan manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Satan keeping full guard, as Ness tries to pass.
Satan keeping moving, preventing Ness from controlling successfully.
Satan wants to stand and escape but Ness is having none of it.
Ness trying to control but Satan is working from the bottom.
Satan wants to stand but Ness is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satan bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Ness's guard.
Satan is fighting to break Ness's control of his arms but Ness is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Satan trying to control but Ness is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan gets to his feet - Ness follows without any prompting.
A jab lands there for Satan.
Satan has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Satan lands a nice looking body shot.
Ness misses with a takedown attempt
and Satan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hail Satan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ness closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Satan managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Ness.
Satan regains half guard.
Ness trying to control the action but Satan is working from the bottom.
Satan is trying to stand up here but Ness is controlling him well.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Ness lands a nice short elbow.
Ness winds up and cracks Satan with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Ness lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ness throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Ness throwing shots but Satan is blocking nicely.
Satan taking some punishment here, with Ness in his half guard.
Rick Ness overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Ness seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Satan does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Ness not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Ness scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Satan keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Ness throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ness wants to pass the guard but Satan is defending well.
Ness missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ness is trying to control the action in half guard but Satan is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ness throwing shots but Satan is blocking nicely.
Ness seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Satan does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Ness is nestled in close to Satan, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Ness is nestled in close to Satan, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Satan wants to improve his position but Ness is controlling well.
Ness missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ness throwing shots but Satan is blocking nicely.
Ness wants to control but Satan is keeping him busy.
Ness misses with a head shot. Satan uses the momentum to regain guard.
Ness looking to pass the guard.
Ness working some strikes from top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satan is pulling down on Ness's head to control his posture.
Satan keeping moving, preventing Ness from controlling successfully.
Ness works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Ness not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Satan is looking to control Ness's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Satan avoid being mounted?
Satan is trying is best to control the position here.
Ness is keen to just control but Satan is a slippery customer.
Ness sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Satan defending well though.
Ness moves nicely into side control.
Satan regains half guard there - taking advantage of Ness's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rick Ness dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Ness shoots for a takedown but Satan saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Ness shoots in but no luck this time.
Satan throws a shot from downtown. Ness moves away and avoids it.
Ness misses with a takedown attempt
letting Satan counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rick Ness. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ness shoots in for a takedown but Satan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Satan lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Ness doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Satan counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ness staying out of range there.
Satan scores with a shot to the body.
Ness with a lazy takedown attempt
and Satan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Satan connects with a crisp jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ness gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Satan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Satan connects with a jab.
Ness misses with a takedown
and Satan counters with a straight right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ness shoots and misses
and Satan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ness with a poor takedown
and Satan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ness takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Satan lands a nice looking body shot.
Ness takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Ness on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Satan lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ness doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Satan to counter with a crisp jab.
Hail Satan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Satan cracks Ness with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ness misses with a takedown attempt
and Ness takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Satan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Satan lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Satan jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Satan scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Ness is rocked!
Ness gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Satan counter with a right hand.
Oh Ness is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rick Ness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satan ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ness's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Satan connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Ness scrambles back to his feet.
Satan punishes Ness's body with a nice straight punch.
Satan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Satan wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Satan connects with a combination that backs up Ness into the cage. Satan lands a flurry of punches that gets past Ness's guard. Ness is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Satan bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hail Satan! Hail Satan retains his light heavyweight title!
Hail Satan took some time post fight to say the following; 'Thank you for attending tonight's baptism.'.
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