PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ho Lee Phuck (ranked 4567 p4p, 4189 weight class) and Ines Pepe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Phuck
vs
Pepe

168 cm
18
155
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
18
157
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ho Lee Phuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ines Pepe!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Igor Prikhodko and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Phuck jabs at Pepe's body.
Pepe takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

Phuck clinches up against the cage.
Phuck lands a shoulder strike.
A hook to the body from Phuck.
Phuck lands a body punch in the clinch.
Pepe trying to stall but Phuck improves his position.
Phuck scores with a shoulder strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Phuck.
Phuck lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Phuck lands a left hand.
Phuck tries a body shot but Pepe blocks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Phuck goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Phuck is working Pepe over against the cage.
Phuck blocks an elbow strike.
Phuck scores with a shot to the side of Pepe's head.
Phuck lands a nice uppercut.
Phuck lands with a short shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phuck content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A short left from Phuck.
Pepe tries to work over Phuck's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice left hand lands by Phuck.
Phuck lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pepe backwards.
Phuck pushes Pepe back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Phuck works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Phuck - that landed with a thud.
Phuck lands a nice uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Phuck.
Phuck lands with a light punch inside.

Pepe is rocked!
Pepe tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Pepe is still on wobbly legs! Can Phuck finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pepe drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Phuck gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Phuck.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pepe.
Phuck lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Pepe to his knees! Phuck keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ho Lee Phuck!
A relieved looking Ho Lee Phuck thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.