PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pitter Patter (ranked 898 p4p, 1009 weight class) and Jake Walton (ranked 115 p4p, 131 weight class). Pitter Patter is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Patter
vs
Walton

188 cm
26
190
7 - 3 - 0

183 cm
27
195
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pitter Patter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jake Walton!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Michael Johnstone and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Patter misses.
Patter throws the left hand but Walton avoids the punch easily.
Walton slips a jab from Patter.
Walton listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Patter misses with a hook. Walton ducked under it nicely.
Walton slips under a jab from Patter.
Walton looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Patter misses with an uppercut. Walton saw that one coming.
Patter takes one to the chin there.
Patter lands with a good body shot.
Patter misses with a leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Patter. Beautiful body shot.
Walton lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Walton avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Patter gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Walton.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Patter tests Walton's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Jake Walton has been cut.
Patter blocks a jab.
A cross from Walton lands.
Patter rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Walton moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Patter bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Walton scores with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Patter.
Patter moves away from the strike by Walton.
Walton connects with a single shot there.
Walton misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Patter.
Patter misses with a body shot.
Patter throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Walton just misses with a punch to the body.
Walton with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Patter to score with a decent uppercut.
Patter throws a chopping leg kick but Walton manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pitter Patter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Walton takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Patter throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Walton jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A big right from Patter misses.
Walton throws a looping overhand right but Patter ducks down to avoid it.
Patter throws a body shot but no joy.
Patter steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Walton.
Patter is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walton fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Patter looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Patter gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Patter misses with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Walton.
Patter misses with a straight left.
A nice side step and Walton releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Patter scores with a shot to the body.
Patter throws out a loose jab but Walton uses good head movement to avoid it.
Walton looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Patter lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Walton has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Walton and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Walton connects with a good right hand that stumbles Patter. Patter circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Patter throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Walton sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Walton takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Patter lands a lovely overhand right.
Patter fails to land with a series of punches.
Walton lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Patter displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Walton throws out the jab.
Walton lands the left hand.
Walton moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Patter scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Walton looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Walton throws a shot from downtown. Patter moves away and avoids it.
Patter is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Patter waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Walton.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patter bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Walton's head.

Walton is rocked!
Walton gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Patter gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pitter Patter!