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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Liquid Fart (ranked 5428 p4p, 25114 weight class) and Rolly Blanco (ranked 505 p4p, 586 weight class). Fart comes to the cage accompanied by visitation. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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185 cm 20 185 4 - 1 - 0 |
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177 cm 21 185 4 - 3 - 0 |
Great elbows Very quick
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World class boxer Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Liquid Fart! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rolly Blanco! The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Jonathan Paton and Jorge Garcia.
![](https://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/round1.jpg) The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Blanco on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
![](https://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut.gif) It looks like Rolly Blanco has been cut. Fart scores with a hook. Blanco misses with a straight left. Fart uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Blanco.
Blanco looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Blanco slips a jab from Fart. Blanco throws a shot to the body.
Fart misses with a straight left. Fart slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Blanco walks into a jab. Fart swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Blanco cracks Fart with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Blanco lands with a shot to the body. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Blanco scores with a shot to the body.
Blanco throws a series of punches but Fart avoids them all with ease. Fart displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Blanco throws out the jab. Fart feinted there with a counter leg kick. Blanco misses with a double jab.
Fart lands with a thumping leg kick.
A left and a right from Blanco both land. Nice combination. Fart looks to score with a jab to the body but Blanco is just out of range.
![](https://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/1.gif) That's one minute gone in the round. Blanco ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Blanco sizes up Fart with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Blanco scores with a shot to the body.
Blanco works Fart's body with a nice hook. Blanco dodges the punch combination from Fart.
Blanco punishes Fart's body with a nice straight punch. Blanco lands with a shot to the body. Fart scores with a leg kick.
Blanco with a nice cross. Blanco misses the shot to the body. Fart lands a really nice looking cross but Blanco seems unphased.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Fart on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Fart has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Globo Gym (5000) in the buildup to the fight. Blanco steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fart. Blanco throws a shot from downtown. Fart moves away and avoids it. Fart walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Blanco is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fart rather than just go for the knockout.
![](https://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/2.gif) That's two minutes gone in the round. A jab lands there for Blanco.
Fart clinches up with Blanco and pushes him back against the cage. Blanco is trying to break the clinch but Fart is controlling him. A short left from Fart. Blanco misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Fart.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fart misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Blanco.
Blanco blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Blanco tries to break free but Fart pushes him back against the cage. Blanco wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Blanco stalls. Fart misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Fart gets through Blanco's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Blanco's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Fart lands with a short head shot on the inside. Blanco blocking some punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Rolly Blanco will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Rolly Blanco's cut. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Blanco misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Blanco takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Fart misses with a straight right. Fart dodges the punch combination from Blanco.
Fart doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Blanco throws a nice outside leg kick. Fart swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Blanco misses with a wild body shot. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Blanco, as that shot connected.
Fart throws a looping overhand right but Blanco ducks down to avoid it. Fart does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Blanco lands with a cross. Blanco works the jab nicely. Fart takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Fart loads up on a big right hand but Blanco slips the punch. Fart fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Liquid Fart has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Rolly Blanco seems to be getting the better of the standup.
![](https://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/1.gif) That's one minute gone in the round. Blanco scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Blanco throws a big shot that misses. Fart is looking to counter punch. Blanco throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Fart takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fart misses with a lunging right hand
and Blanco counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. A shot to the body from Blanco misses enabling Fart to counter with a crisp jab. Fart fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
![](https://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gif) Blanco is rocked! Blanco slips under a jab from Fart. Fart pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Blanco fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fart looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Blanco throws a big shot that misses. Blanco slips a straight right by Fart. Blanco lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fart's sensitive parts. Blanco misses with a wild body shot. Fart throws a hook but Blanco avoids it easily. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Blanco misses with a two punch combination.
Blanco moves away from the strike by Fart.
![](https://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/2.gif) That's two minutes gone in the round. Blanco slips a straight right by Fart. Blanco is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Fart with a body shot. Fart throws a sloppy head kick and Blanco moves out of range easily. Blanco throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fart. A quick step to the side and Fart tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect. Blanco looks to land a combination but Fart avoids it well. Blanco avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Fart misses with a straight right. Blanco looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Fart throws a hook but Blanco avoids it easily. Fart catches Blanco with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Blanco will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
An attempted straight right counter from Fart misses the target. Fart takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Fart misses with an uppercut. Blanco saw that one coming. Blanco staying out of range there. Fart steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Blanco. That one must have hurt. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Blanco throws an overhand right that lands on Fart's shoulder, as Fart tries to avoid the shot. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rolly Blanco showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Rolly Blanco's cut. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Blanco has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fart. Fart throws a head kick but Blanco moves out of range.
Blanco let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land. Fart looks to throw the jab but Blanco is out of range. Blanco jabs Fart to the body, keeping him at a distance. Sloppy strikes from Blanco. Those never looked like landing. Fart swings for the body but Blanco moves out of range.
Blanco takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Blanco is still on wobbly legs! Can Fart finish him? Blanco rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and as Blanco tries to reset, Fart cracks him with a perfect counter right hand that drops him to the mat! Blanco is trying to get up but he's doing the chicken dance and face plants back to the floor - that's enough for the referee and he's called the bout! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Liquid Fart! Liquid Fart decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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hype
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