PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Asian Guy (ranked 943 p4p, 2568 weight class) and Tyler Durden (ranked 132 p4p, 316 weight class). Guy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting. Guy has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Tyler Durden will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Guy
vs
Durden

183 cm
25
170
6 - 1 - 0

183 cm
25
170
4 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Very strong

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Asian Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tyler Durden!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Glass and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Durden scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Guy ducks under a wild hook from Durden.
Durden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Guy is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Durden.
Nice shot by Durden.
Durden is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Guy.
Guy is looking to counter the offense by Durden and move into the clinch.
Durden looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Durden throws a big shot that misses.
Guy tries to counter by clinching up but Durden breaks away and moves out of range.

Guy moves into the clinch successfully.
Guy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Guy is breathing heavily.

Durden breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Durden jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Guy drops his hands momentarily and Durden takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tyler Durden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guy takes one on the button.

Guy is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Durden tests Guy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Oh Guy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Durden cracks Guy with a hook to the temple - Guy is on wobbly legs here! Durden swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Guy falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Durden wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Tyler Durden!