PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Edward Mills (ranked 2186 p4p, 2726 weight class) and Average Tycoon Player (ranked 77 p4p, 105 weight class). Mills's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rock the Dragon. Dragonball Z. Edward Mills is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Mills
vs
Tycoon Player

182 cm
34
183
18 - 25 - 2

210 cm
30
255
15 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 25 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Edward Mills!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Average Tycoon Player!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Hirohito Nitta and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mills works over Tycoon Player's head and body with a nice combination.
Mills looks to throw the jab but Tycoon Player is out of range.
Mills throws a head kick that misses.
Mills tries a head kick but it misses.
Tycoon Player throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mills counters with a stiff right hand.
Tycoon Player throws a lazy uppercut
and Mills counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mills misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon Player throws a lazy uppercut
and Mills counters with a stiff right hand.
A jab from Tycoon Player misses.
Mills goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tycoon Player rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Mills counter with a right hand.
Mills has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Jungle Room in the buildup to the fight.
Tycoon Player rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mills counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mills with the inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from Tycoon Player. No joy for Mills on that attempt.
Mills fails to land with a series of punches.
Mills throws a nice looking combination but Tycoon Player bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Tycoon Player.
Mills blocks a low kick nicely.
Mills changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Tycoon Player with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Mills to score with a decent uppercut.
Tycoon Player throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mills counters with a series of strikes. Tycoon Player will be more careful next time no doubt.
Tycoon Player misses with a right hand
and Mills counters with a three punch combo that has Tycoon Player backing up. Tycoon Player nods at Mills to acknowledge the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mills throws a head kick that misses.
Average Tycoon Player is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mills misses with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mills misses with a lunging right hand

and Tycoon Player counters with a crisp right hand that drops Mills! Tycoon Player lets Mills back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

It looks like Edward Mills has been cut.
Tycoon Player throws a shot to the body.
Mills misses with a hook. Tycoon Player ducked under it nicely.
Tycoon Player throws a right hand that misses
and Mills counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mills fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tycoon Player swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Tycoon Player wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mills displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tycoon Player throws out the jab.
Mills was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tycoon Player moves into range and connects with a jab.
Mills swinging wildly here.
Tycoon Player looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Tycoon Player waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mills.
Mills went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon Player swings widly with a right hand
and Mills connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mills on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Tycoon Player throws a jab when Mills was well out of range.

Mills closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mills lands in his opponent's guard.
Mills wants to control from the top but Tycoon Player keeps moving.
Mills passes into half guard.
Mills stops Tycoon Player from getting back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon Player tries to kick Mills off in order to stand up. Mills Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
Mills postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Tycoon Player is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Mills is controlling him well.
Mills misses with the ground and pound.
Mills postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
A lull in the action here as Mills stalls from top position.
Mills tries to score with some ground and pound. Tycoon Player controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Mills dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Edward Mills's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Mills throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice shot by Mills.
Tycoon Player walks into a left hand.
Tycoon Player throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mills throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tycoon Player on the side of the head.
Tycoon Player walks into a stiff left hand from Mills.
A punch combination from Mills misses.
Mills lands with a nice body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycoon Player throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Mills counters with a three punch combo that has Tycoon Player backing up. Tycoon Player nods at Mills to acknowledge the strikes.
Tycoon Player throws a lazy uppercut
and Mills counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tycoon Player throws a series of punches but Mills moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mills connects with a solid leg kick.
Edward Mills is winning the standup battle so far.
Tycoon Player connects with a nice looking jab.
Mills ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon Player.
Tycoon Player swats away the attempt to clinch by Mills.
A little jabbing left from Tycoon Player on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A punch combination from Mills misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Mills!
Mills is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tycoon Player can do to turn this around?
Mills lands a right hook to the body.
Mills misses with a looping right.
Mills lands with a hook. Tycoon Player tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Mills buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mills looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mills pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mills moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tycoon Player walks into a straight right hand from Mills.
Mills pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Mills throws a sloppy head kick and Tycoon Player moves out of range easily.
Good leg kick by Mills.

Mills is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Tycoon Player's half guard.

Tycoon Player has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Mills is on him like a limpet, forcing Tycoon Player back against the cage.
Mills avoiding damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon Player's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tycoon Player misses with a knee strike.
Tycoon Player with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Tycoon Player makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mills misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mills misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mills manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Mills lands a nice shot to the body.
Mills is working Tycoon Player over against the cage.
Mills is trying to stall.
Mills lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tycoon Player backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mills creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mills tries to throw a body punch but Tycoon Player avoids it by throwing Mills back against the cage.
Tycoon Player tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Tycoon Player throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mills blocks it with crossed arms.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon Player's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Mills is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Tycoon Player is keeping busy.
Tycoon Player tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Still in the clinch, Mills scores with a nice short uppercut.
Tycoon Player throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mills blocks it with crossed arms.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mills misses with some punches.
Stalling in the clinch from Tycoon Player.
A bit of stalling here from Mills.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mills.
Mills lands with a right to the head.
Tycoon Player lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Tycoon Player tries to land a knee to the head but Mills blocks with his arms.
Edward Mills has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Tycoon Player is breathing heavily.
Tycoon Player lands with a light punch inside.
Tycoon Player fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mills is leaning against Tycoon Player and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mills.
Tycoon Player displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mills up against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Mills dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Edward Mills's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

A slapping leg kick lands for Mills.
Mills moves out of range of the strikes.
It looked like Mills wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Edward Mills is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mills slips under a jab from Tycoon Player.
Mills appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tycoon Player takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jab, jab by Mills - just one landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycoon Player cracks Mills with a right hand to the side of the head.
Mills dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mills blocks a jab.
Mills dives in for a single leg takedown but Tycoon Player sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A little jabbing left from Tycoon Player on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Tycoon Player has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mills lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right from Mills on the inside.
Tycoon Player is looking to control Mills's arms but Mills gets an underhook and turns him. Now Tycoon Player has his back to the cage.
Mills cracks Tycoon Player with a nice body shot.
Tycoon Player misses with a knee strike.
Mills lands a shot to the body.
Tycoon Player taking a breather.
Tycoon Player throws an elbow that misses.
Tycoon Player misses with a body punch.
Mills cracks Tycoon Player with a nice body shot.
Tycoon Player takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tycoon Player misses with a punch to the body.
Tycoon Player stalling in the clinch but Mills improves position.
Tycoon Player misses with some punches.
Tycoon Player trying to stall but Mills improves his position.
Mills misses with a body punch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Tycoon Player as Mills tries to tie him up.

Mills breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tycoon Player swats away the attempt to clinch by Mills.
Tycoon Player doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mills connects with a jab.
Mills scores with a jab.
Mills looks to throw the jab but Tycoon Player is out of range.
A shot to the liver by Mills. Beautiful body shot.
Tycoon Player misses with a left hand
and Mills counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Mills rushes Tycoon Player and presses him up against the cage.
Tycoon Player misses with a knee strike.
Tycoon Player fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mills stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Mills stalling in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon Player with an attempt at a knee that misses.

Tycoon Player breaks the clinch.
Tycoon Player takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Mills moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Mills jabs Tycoon Player right on the nose. Tycoon Player blinks but takes it well.
Mills fakes the leg kick and cracks Tycoon Player in the body.
Mills throws a right and a left that Tycoon Player avoids nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Mills. Those never looked like landing.
Mills lands a lovely overhand right.
Mills shoots in and drives through. Tycoon Player sprawls well.
Tycoon Player is looking for the big counter here.
Mills tries to move into range but Tycoon Player moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon Player throws a lazy uppercut
and Mills counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tycoon Player thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tycoon Player thows a left - swing and a miss!
As Tycoon Player looks to move away, Mills throws a big counter combo but Tycoon Player just gets out of the way.
Tycoon Player uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mills has time to react.

Mills is rocked!

Edward Mills's cut is getting worse.
BOOM! Tycoon Player lands a beautiful left hook that drops Mills. Mills tries to recover but Tycoon Player is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Mills lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Average Tycoon Player!