PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Carl Pumpkins (ranked 5726 p4p, 24478 weight class) and Jay Meadows (ranked 514 p4p, 550 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pumpkins
vs
Meadows

197 cm
21
286
1 - 3 - 0

189 cm
24
275
3 - 6 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Carl Pumpkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jay Meadows!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pumpkins closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Meadows misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pumpkins.
Meadows throws an off balance right hand
and Pumpkins counters with a nice uppercut.
Pumpkins stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

It looks like Jay Meadows has been cut.
Some wild striking there from Meadows.
Pumpkins throwing a counter right hand but Meadows manages to avoid it.
Pumpkins bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pumpkins moves away from the strike by Meadows.
Meadows scores with a nice strike.
Meadows throws a sloppy head kick and Pumpkins moves out of range easily.
Pumpkins lands a glancing blow to the side of Meadows's head.
Meadows connects with the punch.
Pumpkins is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pumpkins misses with a hook.
Meadows misses with a leg kick
and Pumpkins counters with a crisp right that sends Meadows to the canvas! Pumpkins follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Carl Pumpkins!
A relieved looking Carl Pumpkins thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.